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What is an Emergency to a Fake-Leg Doctor?

What is an Emergency to a Fake-Leg Doctor?

Each time I call my prosthetic provider the answering service is clear in stating, “If this is an emergency call the after-hours hotline”. 807 more words


The Top 5 Places my Leg Has Almost Fallen Off

We’ve all been there, whether it’s because of sweat in our liner or we turned a crazy angle or something pushed our skin away from our socket, at some point, if you’re an active amputee like I know most of us are, our leg socket has lost suction.  624 more words

11 Best Responses I've Had as an Amputee

 1.A guy walking into a hardware store violently slammed his body into a doorframe after becoming deeply hypnotizes by the sight of my prosthetic leg.  You are getting very sleeepy.   383 more words

Amputee Awareness Month!

April is finally upon us, which means it’s Limb Loss Awareness Month!!!

That’s right folks! You need to show your local amputees some love- give em’ a hug, or a shoulder to lean on. 134 more words

Random Awesomeness

My New Prosthetic

Just cant remember how the doc told me to put this here thang on!!