It frustrates me sometimes when people see me and they were like,..Are you married? If not, get married now. You are old already and a lot of your friends were married so when is it your turn? 502 more words
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A Librarian’s Curse for People Who Put Stickers on Books:
May the tips of your fingers ever be sore,
Your skin perpetually smell of rubbing alcohol; 30 more words
Great Lent is nearing its end, and apparently having fish on Annunciation really spoiled me, because I have started smelling phantom meat everywhere.
Last night, while making photocopies at work, I could have sworn someone was cooking chicken nuggets (seriously…chicken nuggets, of all things? 128 more words
So far as spring goes…it’s NOT snowing, the sun is shining, and my neighbors’ daffodils are six inches tall. Granted, the daffodils are plastered up against the house foundation, in the half-inch of yard that isn’t buried under a foot of snow…and they haven’t grown perceptibly in about three weeks…and they are starting to have a desperate, “man, we were WAY too early to this party” look to them, but…. 6 more words