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没眼力见儿!


昨天一进办公室,就看到刚从上海出差回来的小张。大家寒暄了几句,马上聊到举办中的上海国际汽车展。小张炫耀说他不但去参观了,还近距离拍了好多照片呢!
同事中车迷众多,马上要求他拿出来看看。于是小张打开笔记本电脑,一边翻着电脑里的数码照片,一边向大家介绍:“这是‘全球纪念版’的劳斯莱斯,这是‘玛莎拉蒂’,这是‘宝马Xacitivity’……”
照片拍得真不错,美中不足的是,大多数照片中间都有一个衣着时尚的女孩,或多或少地占据着画面,影响了我们对名车的欣赏。看着看着,我忍不住说:“车是不错,可这车模儿真差劲,长得一般不说,还特没眼力见儿,挡着画面,怎么好几种品牌都用她当模特儿啊,真没眼光……”
突然,小张一把掐住我,恶狠狠地说:“她是我女朋友……”
(from http://www.d1xh.com/joke/love/2005-11/1/102657285.shtml)

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