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Ann Summers

When I shop at Ann Summers
I don’t slink in, all furtive.
No, I stroll in, nonchalant,
proceed to make my purchase.
But I’ve not been there in a while – 260 more words

Humour

My First Sex Toy: Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit The Rechargeable One Review

It was autumn 2013, and my sex drive was uncontrollable. I mentally undressed almost everyone I laid eyes on, imagining what it would be like to go to bed with them. 1,146 more words

Sex

How to be an escape artist

Drape me with chains, secure me in handcuffs until they chaff, wrap yards of rope around me so I look like I’m wearing a hemp boob tube*. 695 more words

Humour

A friend of a friend-Cindy Kern-Merle Summers-May 14

One thing I have learned is that good friends have other good friends. This is a series of stories about “friends of my friends”. The post below is the story for May 14, 2015. 800 more words

A Friend Of A Friend

The Earth Shattering Orgasm

Anniversaries are important things aren’t they? And I really wanted to make an effort this year, considering we had both forgotten it the previous year. 1,087 more words

Rich Seam

Diary 13th April 2015

I seem to have hit a rich seam of work just lately. Nothing to do with photography and my ambitions in that direction but my qualification in the subject coupled with my teaching qualification has finally begun to pay some dividend. 295 more words

British Photography

Road trip!

The first time we took our friend Richard out for a wild ride…

Puns