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17 Sexy Spots On A Man's Body That Aren't His Penis

1. His Nipples

Why do men have nipples? Because God wants men to be happy. A man’s nipples are the only part of his body that serve absolutely no purpose besides giving him sensual pleasure. 1,134 more words

Butt Bling: Your Cat's Worst Nightmare

What happens when your cat’s pesky anus gets in the way of good company? ¬†Attach a turd shaped jewel, of course. ¬†That’ll keep those peeping toms in check! 286 more words

Ode to Penn Station

Poor Times Square, so often mislabeled

As the armpit of New York City.

Well, fair enough point- but if Times Square

Is the armpit,

Penn Station is the anus. 22 more words

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Ode to Penn Station

Poor Times Square, so often mislabeled

As the armpit of New York City.

Well, fair enough point- but if Times Square

Is the armpit,

Penn Station is the anus. 22 more words

Humor

Now You Can Bedazzle Your Cat's Unsightly Butthole So You Don't Have To Look At It

Using stickers to cover your pets’ buttholes was so earlier this year, because this new product called Twinkle Tush will decorate your cat’s anus with a beautiful jewel, just like nature intended. 175 more words

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