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Rock and Roll legend Evils Presley died on Sunday in his Caribbean home at 11:21 p.m. local time. He was 82 years old.
Presley revolutionized the music industry in the late 1950’s with hits such as “Can’t Help Falling in Love,” “Heartbreak Hotel,” and “Love Me Tender.” 180 more words
Washington D.C. – President Donald Trump has abruptly re-registered as a Democrat in the middle of his first term, the White House announced early Monday. 242 more words
Washington D.C. – Kellyanne Conway has successfully gaslighted Americans into believing that New York Senator Chuck Schumer is a dog.
“Chuck always has been and always will be an aging Labrador from south central New York and there’s nothing that the mainstream media can say to change this fact,” said Conway on… 362 more words
Washington D.C. – Ted Cruz, dangerously high on scripture, presented a bill to cut all government funding for starving, sick, and dying children.
“This is such a blessed day,” said Cruz standing in front of his colleagues on Capitol Hill, a bible nestled close to his chest, “and such a great opportunity to do something truly good and holy in the world.” 290 more words