Date: Friday, April 1, 2011
Location: Bradley Tower, Pensacola Christian College
Agent Puck signing in.
This is a complete file of Operation Cinderella. 1,052 more words
A masked maniac with a blade. A group of horny, unsuspecting teenagers engaging in premarital sex. A secluded summer camp on a lake. The words “slasher movie” conjure up a catechism of cathartic cliches. 1,550 more words
Two days after the proposal, she found a card at her doorstep, written in a messy handwriting. “DO NOT MARRY HIM!” At first she thought it was one of those jealous girls who were after her handsome fiancé and since they couldn’t end up with him, decided to stomp her with threat cards but as she carefully studied the card, she came to terms that the card was actually a warning from one who cares deeply about her happiness. 533 more words
I’m starting to realizing on these dating apps “Hi, you look different in all your pictures,” isn’t a good pick up line.
This woman on the E Train just sneezed in French. 145 more words