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A new course introduced on Ass Kissing

The registration for a new 10 credit Open Course in VNIT curriculum on Ass Kissing began on Monday. For the first time, in the longest waiting queue witnessed in Central India, students were seen standing for 24 hours straight setting a new world record for the duration of standing in a queue. 493 more words


I've had enough of your nose up my butt...

I watched my dog try to figure out what this new thing was when we brought home our rescue kitty. Jasper, our miniature poodle, kept his nose up Lenny’s butt for the better part of two weeks. 777 more words


Emotional Integrity vs. Emotional Intelligence

The two definitions I found online:-

Emotional Integrity: having your heart, mind and will unified.  When you are in a place of high emotional integrity you can act and speak without hesitation or doubt. 891 more words


Kissing Ass and Chronic Resting Bitch Face

You know what they say? “It’s not what you know. It’s who you know.” 99.9 percent of the time, if you want to become successful in any field, you must be an expert in the art of kissing ass. 507 more words


6 June 2014: Not Old Enough to Die But Too Old To Be This Rude

DEAR ADAM: I am a thirty year old woman and I have worked in the restaurant industry for the majority of my adult life. I’ve been working for my current employer for about 8 years and know the ins and outs of our company fairly well. 984 more words

Sorry, Captain ...

The other day someone said to me, “be careful whose toes you step on; they may be connected to the ass you must kiss.”

We all got a good chuckle, but inside I died a little. 267 more words