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Wobbly Jell-o the exact shade of my sunburns. Appetizing.

Oh, you think that “Gazpacho Gelatin Salad” is going to get better in a mayonnaise-gobbed pie crust? Do you really? Are you going for originality points because you didn’t use the fish mold? 23 more words

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These are fuckin' rad

And here we go with the 70’s and their whole “ruination by Jell-o” bullshit. The head Bun-Man will be sunk like the┬áCosta Concordia in a cherry-flavored sea of goo with his gumdrop antennae poking out of his sticky pond of demise like R2-D2 on Dagobah. 8 more words

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Well, I can understand the bitters in the Staten Island...

Step 1. Boil tongue

Step 2. Peel tongue and remove bones and gristle

Step 3. Spoon frothy jelled crap over tongue

Step 4. Insert head into oven and slam oven door repeatedly while flogging self with toaster cord as punishment for conjuring this gelatinous mess into existence

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"Come, spawn, let's take a gander at the family photos."

Are these just absolutely delicious or did someone in the props department accidentally order a gross of assorted fish pans and try to save face?

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If I had to nominate an official food of the '70's it would be one of the fifty thousand salmon mousse molds

Yeah, sure, just mash up the bones and chuck ‘em in there. Nobody will notice what with all the other disgusting shit you flung in that poor fish exoskeleton. 23 more words

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