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Adult Stars Read Their DM's Out Loud.

The email, Instant Message, and Direct Message (or DM for short) has been the bane of many females existence since A.O.L. was a thing.  “Sliding into the DM’s” is a recent term, but it refers to something as old as time, an interested party privately contacting you in order to achieve some manner of sexual goal.   44 more words

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That One Time When I Got Scolded for Reading the Bible in Church

This is the earliest I remember being held accountable for something boys did.

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Imagine, if you will, a Sunday School room in a Baptist church basement circa 1990. 356 more words

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I Ate His Ass...Again

Yesterday 2 in the pink 1 in the stink came over after my class so that we could get stoned and go see Blade Runner 2 (I fell asleep shocker).   709 more words

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Ass Up

Gf gets some rest with her bum and pussy visible.