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how to wear a crop top in 6 easy steps (according to your judgmental aunt)

Step One – Take your clothes off and look at yourself in the mirror. Do you look like Taylor Swift if she stopped trying to feature every celebrity friend she has in her music videos and really concentrated on her personal training? 259 more words

Let's all get stoned and make out

Now that I have your attention, let’s get down and dirty and talk about something completely opposite from the title of this blog. Never fear though, I’ll come back to the getting stoned and making out part, but bear with me while I pontificate on something that makes us all shudder—criticism. 958 more words


Sounds like Insane Clown Pussy achieved his usual level last night.

I’d be delighted to report that his performance in the final presidential “debate” will sink him, but fat turds float, and I expect this one will continue to bob around in the national crapper for the better part of quite some time. 169 more words

Deep Political Thought

Open Letter To That Guy Who Rules Nothing

Dear A-hole,

I don’t give a fuck if you don’t know where this is coming from but you are about to get hit with some seriously real shit, like seriously R-E-A-L. 664 more words


Bang, Bang That Awful Sound

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks

Love could be defined in the most precious of moments and the most wretched of times.

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we all have the same five friends on facebook

Unless you are an Emily Dickinson-esque hermit or you just awoke from a 30 year coma and this is the first time you’ve ever been on that internet (welcome back, by the way – your family probably missed you, or maybe they moved on a long time ago), chances are you are a member of Facebook. 1,737 more words