(Still havent figured out how to make space between things. Like I don’t want to cram words from the first paragraph straight up the embedded video’s ass. 355 more words
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You’re an asshole
You led me on just to get what you wanted and then left. Leaving me there vulnerable as ever. You proceed to tell everyone everything, making me feel like a piece of shit. 251 more words
1. The lousy roommate:
Characteristics: Cat-food breath, up all hours of the night, minimal regard for personal space.
What to do if you meet one: Gently explain that you are vastly more amenable to a morning face-licking after you have had a cup of coffee. 318 more words
Three years ago I met a boy who ignited something inside me so unexplainable I was convinced I was in love. I’m not the type of girl to make the first move because I’m full of immense pride but in this instance I did. 322 more words