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JP Morgan Buys Greece Over Weekend

In secret negotiations over the weekend, JP Morgan Chase purchased Greece for $2 per share.  On Sunday night, Jamie Dimon has a conference call with Eurozone finance ministers to alert them of the deal and allay concerns about doing business with Greece. 161 more words


Imaginary tinnitus

I get stuck sometimes. Like right now. In order to write something when I’m stuck l use my imagination. I’m having a lot of tinnitus tonight so maybe I’ll to work in also. 203 more words


Steve's Stupid Idea: Adam and Eve

The prompt for this week is “Is there someone from history that you want to slap?  Who and Why?”.  Read ’em and weep.

I really didn’t have to think too much about this one.  385 more words

(Fool)hardy Minnesotans

Last weekend I took advantage of the unseasonably warm weather to have a walk around Como Lake in St. Paul.

One of the ways you can determine the temperature in wintry Minnesota — apart from timing how long it takes your extremities to freeze solid — is to listen to the snow. 252 more words


Et maintenant, on est Nico ...

On Sunday, an estimated 1.3 million people marched in Paris — the largest gathering since the city’s liberation from the Nazis — to show their solidarity and support for free speech. 304 more words

Attempted Humor

My Snake Is King

I have a snake and I know how to use it — insert it in the right pipe, manipulate each joint into just the right position, push it in as far as it will go, in and out until it finds the sweet spot, spin it around while it does its job. 686 more words