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Lesson Learned

Tonight, BG posted a bit of video from one of last week’s classes to our community group on the Facebag.

It’s a simple Sissone combination, the kind you do to build endurance: 148 more words

Balllet

All Forward Motion Counts?

Today’s class was a … you know what, the French do have a term for it: a melange. A mixed bag. Tutti frutti, perhaps.

Barre was good. 620 more words

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My Rejection Note, Their Marketing Tool

Writers attract rejection via the inbox like electricity draws dust via static cling. It’s just part of the game. Sometimes, though, Emperor Nero publications add thumbs-down insult to injury, salt to wound, in- to dignity, when they use rejections as marketing¬†opportunities. 294 more words

Poetry

Facts about Pig (six words at a time)

Pig spoiled Lord of the Flies.

Pig knows he’s delicious, but unconcerned.

Pig escapes pens all the time.

Pig considers truffle hunting his passion.

Pig enjoys staring down human children. 83 more words

Writing

Oh, Pinterest! 

That must be what they call it in Spaghetti technique… 11 more words

Balllet

Stupid Questions

In the education world, the saying goes, there are no stupid questions. But in the big-boy world, the expression has deep roots. One place where it is most prevalent is sports, where breathless victors, still caught up in the power and the glory of their heart-stopping wins, often find a mic thrust into their faces with the question (from a supposedly college-educated sports journalist), “How do you feel right now?” 409 more words

Poetry

http://www.oursuperadventure.com/comic/21st-february-2017/

(In case you’re wondering, though, my cat sounds like he’s full of doves, not bees, so I assume he’s potentially less explosive.)

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