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The inexplicable photography of online ads

Where do you turn for photographic inspiration? Flickr, perhaps? Or Instagram? Not me — not anymore. I turn to online auctions and classified ads.

I’ve gained a bit of weight recently, … 890 more words


A Proper Introduction

I woke up this morning and just like everyone else I checked my phone.  I was happily reminded by a few emails that I had set up this blog right before I went to bed.   478 more words


You're Invited!

Look, I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve got a great front porch.  And if that picture doesn’t convince you, the family of chipmunks living under (i.e. 1,068 more words

Attempted Humor


I usually struggle when my parents ask what I want for Christmas. I truly don’t need anything — and increasingly I don’t want anything, either. 659 more words


That time

There comes a time and it always does

When your heart stops

The world freezes

You question your existence

Your decisions

Your actions

Your choices… 56 more words

Just like a bicycle

Relationships are kind of like assembling a bicycle.

Without the manual of course.

You know where the big pieces are supposed to go.

You also know how to screw in the tiny nuts and bolts to keep them in place. 39 more words