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The Christmas Sheep

There once upon a barn was a Christmas sheep, its wool all fluffy and nicely sheen, perfectly managed and oh so clean

On the eve of Christmas four years passed the farmer would say “Lamb this year” and laugh, the farmer’s wife then to be cruel would remove the humble sheep’s wool, to make the husband a jumper so jolly and nice that when visiting the naked creature he would mockingly wear… 231 more words

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Farm yard freak outs and frogs on TV

An art in motion of happy edged hippies on a depressive high. The bird flipped a smoke in the hay to carry forth the bunny of the sky. 142 more words

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The Pub

The currents of emotion will carry a man many places and alas it may have twisted and traversed to move myself, but only to take me to one place: ‘The Pub’ 607 more words

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An Argument in shades of Bitter

W=Wife H=Husband

W: Sour, you mean that bitter aftertaste of that thing called love, that thing you insist on offending my existence with

Or the permanent look tackily glued on your hagged features… 828 more words

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Conversation in shades of bleak

Where am I? Asks the darkly dressed gentlemen that finds himself in a place reminiscent of an Edgar Allen Poe story 

The bottom Replies a less steady looking gentlemen nursing a glass in his hand… 256 more words

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Humour

I’ve suffered from stress, anxiety and depression for years
Now I’ve finally learned to live with my family!

For my long suffering parents:
I’ve lived with stress, anxiety and depression for years… 14 more words

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Social Rule 215: Always write polite and congratulatory responses to good news

Dear Friend

So I heard the great news and in punctual fashion had to declare my pleasure at hearing about your latest acquisition, you finally got one, took a while but you added to your family unit and in grand fashion you got.. 195 more words

Attempts At Humour