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When is a Bear not a Bear

When it is Barry, the Bear with whom my flat is shared

Onto him I transfer my crazy, my cool and my abject insanity… 17 more words


Dating Profiles and how NOT to write them!

Going by the sheer lack of positive responses over months/years/adult life from any form of female life it would appear I am more undesirable than an undead, hunch backed and openly canibal axe murderer at a wedding, who just knocked over the cake and spilt red wine on the bride’s dress to boot! 120 more words

Attempts At Humour