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Sense of Humour?!

The frog was wise, the frog was great

The frog knew Latin and sampled wine

The frog had lessons in music

And could play a tune… 75 more words


An old advisory, a'skewed

In front of every great women is a man cocking it up and needing to be micro managed

Behind every great man is a women kicking his arse and bitching about what he’s doing wrong, how to do it right!

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The Art of Self Conversation

When there is no one to converse with one has only themselves to exchange words with

But when folk see you talking with yourself, they tend not to want to converse with you… 9 more words

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There’s a storm waiting in every fluffy cloud
And in every black cloud a shitstorm of rain

Just to keep the mood positive folks!

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The NHS Mum

The scene is set…

Dramatic slow motion kicks in as the Hollywood style music ratchets up the tension…

World ending style emotional chaos as horrifically ‘THE EVENT’ explodes into reality… 677 more words

Attempts At Humour

The Robots guide to processing Human Non-existence

If you are currently consulting this guide you have failed to qualify as human due to one of the following events:

1) You have turned up at the church, to mark a non-existence event, with party balloons because it said ‘celebrating’ a person’s life and you have detected heightened levels of aggression towards your presence… 1,140 more words

Attempts At Humour