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The Pub

The currents of emotion will carry a man many places and alas it may have twisted and traversed to move myself, but only to take me to one place: ‘The Pub’ 607 more words


An Argument in shades of Bitter

W=Wife H=Husband

W: Sour, you mean that bitter aftertaste of that thing called love, that thing you insist on offending my existence with

Or the permanent look tackily glued on your hagged features… 828 more words


Conversation in shades of bleak

Where am I? Asks the darkly dressed gentlemen that finds himself in a place reminiscent of an Edgar Allen Poe story 

The bottom Replies a less steady looking gentlemen nursing a glass in his hand… 256 more words

Attempts At Humour


I’ve suffered from stress, anxiety and depression for years
Now I’ve finally learned to live with my family!

For my long suffering parents:
I’ve lived with stress, anxiety and depression for years… 14 more words

Attempts At Humour

Social Rule 215: Always write polite and congratulatory responses to good news

Dear Friend

So I heard the great news and in punctual fashion had to declare my pleasure at hearing about your latest acquisition, you finally got one, took a while but you added to your family unit and in grand fashion you got.. 195 more words

Attempts At Humour

Social Rule 211: Remember that new parents are proud of their offspring, and do not react well to anything that suggests otherwise

So, you’ve purchased your latest lifestyle accessory, welcome to the glorious elations of parenthood!

But I hear you ask; What to do now?

Having acquired a ‘Wife Unit’/‘Husband Unit’ and located said unit in a house, had the obligatory ‘Put the toilet seat down’/‘Don’t leave feminine products out’ argument and resisted the urge to kill each other for a standard settling in period, you’ve now elected to acquire a ‘Baby Unit’. 356 more words

Attempts At Humour

Bad Days in Hell, and equally screwed decisions

“A bad day in hell rarely leaves you with the best decisions

So say a big FUCK YOU and aim for best intentions

If it’s going downhill anyway… 7 more words

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