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Volcanoes; Games and fun filled eruptive glory!

Day1: I’m fine

Day2: No problems

Day3: Still ok

Day4-9: Getting by

Day50: I WILL TEAR OPEN YOUR SOUL AND POUR SUCH HATRED FILLED POISON INTO IT THE VERY ESSANCE OF PAIN WILL COWER TO COMPARISON OF MY IMMORTAL SUFFERING YOU WILL ENDURE… 576 more words

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Diagnostic scan. Rogue personality detected

Diagnostic program running…
Status request on systems pending…
Sanity; Error detected. Definitions too corrupted to properly initiate diagnostic  
Functionality; Percentage beyond standard range… 5%. -56%. 123% .conflict in percentage range Repair attempted… … 108 more words
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The Evolutionary Path of a Depressive's Writing Style

1st Stage:

Polite expression of negativity in an air of well written wordidge

2nd Stage:

Poetic verse of complexly constructed forms to express a hint of liking razor blades… 76 more words

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How to silence diner partys and cause offence!

​If like me you are Clinically single, this should make you laugh

But if you are in the company of normalised couples merrily finishing each other’s sentences, say this to cause maximum offence… 68 more words

One Liners

Things to say and not to say to a Manic Depressive: Posted Nov 2014, Reposted April 2015

Foreword:

First off I have to say “wow, I’m writing a foreword”, secondly I have to say that this is the third time I’ve posted it, so either I’m really lazy or really love it… you decide… 850 more words

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Card

A blogger I very much like to read requested a non-fluffy bunny birthday card

Careful what you wish for!

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Venomous

The very ground beneath your feet is rapidly disintegrating in a hideous combination of noises as fertile ground shrivels atrociously into toxic ash and animals screech in pain… 520 more words

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