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Depression pure, with a kick of crazy

1) A joke in theme with my mood\break down tonight

Ribbit… bang
A sucicidal frog!!

2) Icing on the crazy cake

Next up on loony bin FM… 80 more words

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Going to bed is such sweet sorrow, and getting to bed is hell to boot
Sleep, that’s a friggin dreamboat
When my brain allows!

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I tried normal, I tried sane, this happened!

I took a bite of a friggin peach and tried a slice of sanity to corrupt the mix, some holy as fuck angel goes bitching about calories and long life so i throw her heavy a shot of something resembling drain cleaner, not just in taste and colour! 194 more words


A Dating Profile to defy and offend

Ladies, gentlemen and well wishers
We are here to mourn the loss of Bob’s romantic life

He tried as a human to succeed but failed, tried as a depressive but couldn’t quite kill himself and failed to shake his single status… 182 more words

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A penny from heaven worth ten cents in hell as the ferryman buys a bag of Amsterdam’s finest and takes the boat for a ride. … 210 more words


Grade A Bitch

Love, the great defender of the hopeful faith, long thought departed by the drunkard crowd that had long since floated on from the ill-spirited space… 192 more words

Attempts At Humour

A piece of advice from the ill advised!

“Poking an angry bear a day
Keeps life away!”

Simple yet true, and something some need to take note of more than most!

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