The currents of emotion will carry a man many places and alas it may have twisted and traversed to move myself, but only to take me to one place: ‘The Pub’ 607 more words
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So I heard the great news and in punctual fashion had to declare my pleasure at hearing about your latest acquisition, you finally got one, took a while but you added to your family unit and in grand fashion you got.. 195 more words
Social Rule 211: Remember that new parents are proud of their offspring, and do not react well to anything that suggests otherwise
So, you’ve purchased your latest lifestyle accessory, welcome to the glorious elations of parenthood!
But I hear you ask; What to do now?
Having acquired a ‘Wife Unit’/‘Husband Unit’ and located said unit in a house, had the obligatory ‘Put the toilet seat down’/‘Don’t leave feminine products out’ argument and resisted the urge to kill each other for a standard settling in period, you’ve now elected to acquire a ‘Baby Unit’. 356 more words