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The 6 Stages of Procrastination

I hope you’ve all had a nice week. Thank you all so much for the great feedback I’ve been getting on my spring posts lately :) . 716 more words

Attempts At Humour

Yesterday I had 3 things which I needed to do.

I needed to make 3 phone calls in order to sort them all out.

6 phone calls later, 0 things sorted out, now waiting for 3 people to ring me back.

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Playing With Words

The Anti-Social Expert’s guide to Communication and Social Interaction

WARNING: VERY ROUGH CUT AND LIKELY TO CONTAIN ERRORS AND CAUSE CONFUSION

WARNING: WILL OFFEND HAPPY HAPPY SHINEY FOLK!

So; you enter the room and everyone’s temperature dips several degrees below that of the discarded frozen item in the staff fridge, even the Ice Queen Boss making ice cubes out of her assistant’s tears has adjusted the heating dial to a severely notable degree. 1,096 more words

Attempts At Humour

Perforated Personality, Humour?

A stable personality

Reason for concern; Did I leave the oven on?

Things not to worry about; Did I leave the casserole out?

Afterthought; I must get something else for diner if the casserole isn’t ok… 80 more words

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Depressive Humour

Humour is subjective

Depression is just plain depressing!

Attempts At Humour