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Maslow Corrupted

For anyone who has ever come across “Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs”

In my case, a whole bunch of times!

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Birthdays: Translations for the less negatively blessed! WARNING: A TAD VENOMOUS

“What a surprise…” walking into the surprise party

(Surprise… I don’t actually like most of you)

(So… not a quiet evening to drown my respective sorrows, bugger) 322 more words

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Sleep... peels... Zleep... Nleep Sow... Zedtime BBB... Zeally Sed Nleep...

So the hour hammer falls to shatter the edge of all I claim to make the corrupted sane. ZZzzZZ+Z. A crack descending into splits down avenues so abandoned the darkness has left. 271 more words

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Health Warning:

OPTIMISM MUST BE ACCOMPANIED WITH A BAG, A BUCKET OR A BIN IN CASE OF PROJECTILE POSITIVITY

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Between the O and the K!

“I’m ok” Exclaims a volatile tone

“Are you sure?” Asks a pathetically sympathetic taunt

“Really” bluntly slammed with a thousand tons of repression, beneath the thinnest veil of politeness… 151 more words

Attempts At Humour

A Flat Line Musical Number

I did so solidly strive to be positively attuned and by the golly gushing river of red I did so be blessed, that merrily dancing razor chap a sharp mover across my dance floor wrists… 196 more words
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Confusion?

Confusion?

Said he in the teapot trying to conclude the separation of tea leaves from water

 

The merry one pouring most infused with expletives at the lack of liquid releasing… 97 more words

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