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Barry

When is a Bear not a Bear

When it is Barry, the Bear with whom my flat is shared

Onto him I transfer my crazy, my cool and my abject insanity… 17 more words

Poems

Dating Profiles and how NOT to write them!

Going by the sheer lack of positive responses over months/years/adult life from any form of female life it would appear I am more undesirable than an undead, hunch backed and openly canibal axe murderer at a wedding, who just knocked over the cake and spilt red wine on the bride’s dress to boot! 120 more words

Attempts At Humour