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Boring Date

I met Mike last summer after chatting with him in Grindr. He is few years younger than me white guy who works in real estate. We exchanged phone numbers to flirt some more. 171 more words

Mr Uber and me

My life is an absolute joke. Jokes aside.

Two weeks ago my neighbour and I stayed up all night to make a tombstone and a cross that I was going to use for a demonstration in our textbooks campaign.   1,801 more words

Hobo Escapades

Thursday, November 12

Sigh. I’m not going to say that the date was the most awkward of my life. Sadly, I’ve been on way worse. However, it was definitely a letdown after all the texting conversations we had. 276 more words

Single Motherhood

Boundaries (An Awkward Date)

Clumsy, sticky fingers

Like intrusive spiders

Urge the crease of your skirt

Upward, unwelcome

Your decisive legs

Close like scissor blades

And his intentions quickly fade… 11 more words


Closest Thing To A Date I’ve Been On In A While

There are some people you are just destined to have an awkward time with. This story starts with a FaceBook friend’s status update “I have a free appetizer, dinner, dessert, bottle of wine, and comedy show if you want to join me tonight.” 1,064 more words


I know it’s been awhile, and I apologize. And yes, I’ve missed you too. Here's a story:

This story is about Gary:

Gary was tall(er than me), dark, and handsome. He was witty, could cook, and he was able to keep me interested via tinder text (which is not the easiest thing to do). 933 more words


Robert. The Planned Accidate.

An office holiday party was coming up and I didn’t have a date. I had only been in town for a few months and didn’t have time to get out to make friends let alone find a date.   916 more words