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The Shape Shifter

This was the first date back in action, we met on Match.  Her pics were good, she seemed really cool and after about a week of messaging we decided to meet up. 519 more words

Dating

Boundaries (An Awkward Date)

Clumsy, sticky fingers

Like intrusive spiders

Urge the crease of your skirt

Upward, unwelcome

Your decisive legs

Close like scissor blades

And his intentions quickly fade… 11 more words

Lyric

The Ultimatum

A few years back, I had dated the most interesting character ever. So much so, that I have said on multiple occasions that I could write a story about him, his hobbies, and talents, because of how odd + interesting it was. 588 more words

Awkward

Walk On, Creeper McGee

So I outlined my overall experience in my one week on Match yesterday, but wanted to get into more detail on it all today… and, as promised, share my  1,120 more words

Online Dating

Another reason why tinder should be renamed to "A collection of psychos"

This next story is kind of funny considering that my roommate had to remind me it happened (and that she was able to remember more details about what happened better than I was)… 928 more words

Awkward

The Awkward One

Last night I had a very bad date. It was awkward, he was awkward, the whole thing was just wrong.

I hadn’t used RSVP for a while as it was always the same old guys on there and most of them I could talk to on Tinder for free anyway. 1,296 more words

Single

My date with a ventriloquist dummy

Before meeting Tim for our first date, I remember feeling very little in terms of excitement. We had been casually texting for about a month, and I figured that it was about time to either… 340 more words

Awkward