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“Do you have a favorite color?”

“What about a lucky number?”

I still remember a homework assignment which directed me to ask these questions of my parents. 2,894 more words

The 5 essentials to surviving the big family Christmas Day

Christmas is a magical time of the year, don’t you think? It’s filled with joy and love, and who doesn’t get a warm fuzzy feeling when they’re surrounded by joy and love?!?! 665 more words


San Francisco - Lucky to be alive

Do you think Alcatraz has a room going?

Okay, so judging from the title you’re thinking ‘oh man maybe I shouldn’t visit San Francisco’ – incorrect, go there immediately. 245 more words


The MLB Player: Ugly

Okay, this is one of the ugliest dates that I have ever been on.  I still cannot believe this happened to me.

Have any of you ever seen the show, “Millionaire Matchmaker” on BRAVO (I think it’s on a different network now)? 1,350 more words


Five Situations I Do Not Know How To Handle

I cannot handle generosity. I am incapable. I know it’s my failing, not that of the people around me; I’m not that self-absorbed (says the man writing a blog about the workings of his own mind, hoping against hope that some people will read it). 1,146 more words