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yesterday I slept on the couch, which was a bad idea I say. then when the morning arrived, I couldn’t wake up due to my sleepiness and continued dreaming. 163 more words

Daily Life

We left... turned around... and then left again!

Bus painted? Nope. All seatbelts installed? Not yet. Couch, kitchen, bed, toilet? Not even close. We DO however have it registered, insured and ready to hit the highway legally but only able to sit one person. 631 more words

Travel Talk

Lightning crotch: Lightning crotch refers to sharp or shooting pain in the vagina, rectum, or pelvis. The pain comes on suddenly and can stop someone in their tracks.

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Baby Talk

Riddles for kids (A follow-up to "Riddles with Z")

More riddles for pre-schoolers.

Q: What do Alligators eat?
A: Gates.

Q: What do Eagles eat?
A: Girls (geddit? “E-Girls”)

Q: What do Crocodiles eat? 146 more words

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Riddles with Z

Riddles at the level of kids are silly, but entertaining.

Here are some we (Pl & I) came up with Z.

Q: Where do Koalas come from? 63 more words

Child

Parenting Problems (version 539)

I know, I’m sorry it’s yet another post about the boy….but he’s just such a joy to be round I want to talk about him all the time (you really cannot do sarcasm in text) to be fair I am slightly hysterical and after a day yesterday with a friend with a little boy the same age it’s both reassuring and entertaining that it’s not just me that goes through this…. 1,301 more words

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That Indescribable Love

When my Son was first born, I had so many doubts and regrets.

I was in pain, my nipples were scabbed and bleeding, and now I had this precious, screaming, crying little lump. 288 more words

Baby Talk