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Babies and the English Language

As a father-to-be, you get excited and nervous, but there are also some real frustrations and challenges to deal with.

I’m talking, of course, about grammar. 567 more words

Initialization

//Initialize/////////////////////////////

new Buckley miniBuckley;

miniBuckley.Age.Months = -6;

miniBuckley.Name = ""; //tbd

miniBuckley.Gender = ""; //tbd

miniBuckley.ArrivalDate = "09/30/2016"; //projected

//Set parent objects////////////////////////

miniBuckley.Mother = Buckley.Betsy;

Buckley.Betsy.Pregnant = true;

miniBuckley.Father = Buckley.Brian;

//conservative estimate
miniBuckley.Paternity.Probability = 0.76;

//Miscellaneous properties/////////////////////

miniBuckley.Intelligence.Projected = 94; //0-100 scale

miniBuckley.Intelligence.Current = 6;

//within acceptable parameters
miniBuckley.Attractiveness.Projected = 65;

miniBuckley.Attractiveness.Current = -8;

miniBuckley.NerdQuotient.Projected = 91;

//lives with mom, antisocial, never goes outside,
//lots of "potential"
miniBuckley.NerdQuotient.Current = 100;

//don't set, will cause integer overflow
//miniBuckley.Cost.Projected

//Activate//////////////////////////
miniBuckley.Life.Go();

{The Nest Parties} A Rustic Turbo Fiesta

Be wary of the birthday party jealously dragon that is about to jump out and smack you in your pretty face.

I stumbled across this fantastic  55 more words

The Nest Parties

{The Nest Loves} Simply striking breastfeeding images

Breastfeeding can be the most wonderful thing in the world. It can also be the shittest. The sore kahunas, the bleeding nip-nips and the tears of frustration. 53 more words

Raising Little People