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Baby-Proofing 101

Step 1

Do not have a baby. You are full of light and fire and piss and vinegar — like a non-sexual, golden erection (that smells a little like urine and vinegar). 1,576 more words


October is Window Covering Safety Month

Although it may not be the most fun and glamorous topic I’ve covered on this blog, it’s certainly one of the most important.

October marks National Window Covering Safety Month, an ‘event’ created by the Window Covering Safety Council (WCSC) and the U.S. 752 more words

Window Treatments

Baby-proofing in full swing...

Since being mobile, Spencer has become one very mischievous little explorer. Who would have thought this tiny human can move so quickly on all fours!! Now that Spencer can crawl and pull himself up on anything in reach he is interested in EVERYTHING! 807 more words

The babyproofing arms race escalates

Happy Friday, everybody!

Just a quick, blurry photo to show you all a fun new trick my baby learned.

I spent the entirety of The Baby’s nap yesterday re-babyproofing our living area after he pulled this shit on Wednesday. 111 more words

New Parenthood

Baby Proofing

Soooo baby proofing. My husband and I discussed baby proofing even before our son was here because we just had this feeling that our son was going to move fast and try and do everything as quickly as he can.  1,210 more words


Baby Proofing Your New Home

Moving into a new home is an exciting time for the whole family, perhaps for no one more than for your little ones. A whole new empty house to run through and explore presents a lot of opportunities for fun, but also a lot of opportunities for trouble. 632 more words


Adventures in babyproofing: spiral staircase edition

There are plenty of times that Google disappoints me but one of the most notable times recently was when we finally found a house to rent in Eugene and I realized I was going to need to babyproof the spiral of death, I mean the gorgeous staircase in our new living room. 1,554 more words