*BEST SNAKES FOR QUADRIPLEGICS!
*HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH YOUR OWN FECES!
*ENLARGE YOUR NOSTRILS IN FIVE EASY STEPS!
*HARVESTING PUS FOR FUN AND PROFIT! 67 more words
PICTURED ABOVE: SOME GODDAMMNED CREDIT-CARD MAGNATE NAMED “T. DENNY SANFORD” WHO MADE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY PEDDLING FUCKIN’ CREDIT CARDS FROM SHIT FALLS, SOUTH DAKOTA AND WHO LIKES TO HANG IN SAN DIEGO. 103 more words
WHAT A GREAT FUCKIN’ COUNTRY: JUST READ THE “NEWS”: SOME DOUCHEBAG, IMBECILE, BLACKAMOOR “RAPPER” — P-DILDO OR SOMETHING-OR-OTHER — JUST THREW HIMSELF A MULTI-MILLION BUCK BIRTHDAY PARTY! 11 more words
NEW FOBS LIST: THE WORLD’S LEAST EXPENSIVE “HOMES”!
Yep — you can always count on FOBS. Just as you’re pulling ever-so-slightly out of an abysmal funk, right after you’ve put the pills back in the bottle and the shotgun back in the rack — here comes FOBS with a list of fuckin’ houses so expensive that only sub-zero I.Q.-equipped “rappers,” actors and basketball players can afford them. 38 more words
BAD LUCK MAGAZINE
the magazine for pissed-off losers like us
Tired of constantly reading about the rich and famous – the fortunate assholes who tool around in three-hundred-grand cars, the motherfuckers who live in 20-million dollar oceanfront “estates” and fuck supermodels on a regular basis? 174 more words