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TODAY IS NATIONAL SUICIDE PROMULGATION DAY!

*BEST SNAKES FOR QUADRIPLEGICS!

*HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH YOUR OWN FECES!

 *ENLARGE YOUR NOSTRILS IN FIVE EASY STEPS!

*HARVESTING PUS FOR FUN AND PROFIT! 67 more words

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JUST ANOTHER WEALTHY, OUT-OF-STATE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD'VE STAYED IN FUCKIN' SOUTH DAKOTA

PICTURED ABOVE:  SOME GODDAMMNED CREDIT-CARD MAGNATE NAMED “T. DENNY SANFORD” WHO MADE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY PEDDLING FUCKIN’ CREDIT CARDS FROM SHIT FALLS, SOUTH DAKOTA AND WHO LIKES TO HANG IN SAN DIEGO.  103 more words

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MEGA-WEALTHY SHVARTZE THUG EPITOMIZES A FUCKED-UP SOCIETY

WHAT A GREAT FUCKIN’ COUNTRY:  JUST READ THE  “NEWS”:  SOME DOUCHEBAG, IMBECILE, BLACKAMOOR “RAPPER” — P-DILDO OR SOMETHING-OR-OTHER — JUST THREW HIMSELF A MULTI-MILLION BUCK BIRTHDAY PARTY!  11 more words

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Fobs -- the magazine of idiotic and depressing lists

NEW FOBS LIST:  THE WORLD’S LEAST EXPENSIVE “HOMES”!

 

Yep — you can always count on FOBS.  Just as you’re pulling ever-so-slightly out of an abysmal funk, right after you’ve put the pills back in the bottle and the shotgun back in the rack — here comes FOBS with a list of fuckin’ houses so expensive that only sub-zero I.Q.-equipped “rappers,” actors and basketball players can afford them.  38 more words

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GREAT NEW PUBLICATION!

BAD LUCK MAGAZINE

the magazine for pissed-off losers like us

 

 

Tired of constantly reading about the rich and famous – the fortunate assholes who tool around in three-hundred-grand cars, the motherfuckers who live in 20-million dollar oceanfront “estates” and fuck supermodels on a regular basis?  174 more words

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