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Zoolander No.2

Another example of a sequel that is a poor imitation of the original.

In 2001 (15 years ago!) the world was posed a question, a question for the ages, “Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?” Derek Zoolander found the answer by the end of the film (spoiler alert!) with family, friends and a charity project running “The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.” Within the first three minutes of the sequel all of that resolution is turned on it head, then burned to the ground and thrown away. 561 more words

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Blackcatloner Reviews Norbit- The Uncensored Version

A reedited version of my most popular review to date: Eddie Murphy’s infamous crime against humanity film Norbit. Now with more profanity and more rage. How you doin’?


Triple 9

A.K.A what happens when bad movies happen to good actors

Sometimes you will go the cinema and see a film for one actor you particularly like. 1,045 more words

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The Ridiculous Six is So Bad, Ya'll

I know I haven’t always been the kindest to Adam Sandler on this blog but…

Seriously it is so bad.

Also over at Unwinnable… 20 more words

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The 5th Wave

The worst film of 2016 (well, 23 days in at least…)

Did you know that discount retailer Poundland (for those outside the UK it’s a shop where everything costs £1, which is roughly 1.32 euro or 1.43 dollars) stocks its own brand of Lego Star Wars? 690 more words

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I Find Your Lack of Creativity Disturbing - Snaggle's Bandleader discusses Star Wars: The Force Awakens

     First of all I should give a great big SPOILER WARNING. If you haven’t seen Star Wars for yourself, go see it first. Or don’t, whatever floats your boat. 2,755 more words


The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987): Review

Before diving into this cinematic experience, I decided to do a little research. The director, who also co-wrote and produced this film, is Rod Amateau. He has credible television experience, directing shows such as… 1,470 more words