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Zoombies (2016)

Date Watched: 5/12/16

Plot: When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must stop the creatures before they escape and zombify the whole city.  196 more words

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"Uninvited"

If you’ve ever experienced a panic attack while watching Sheri Lewis and Lambchop, or if “Sifl & Olly” make you break out in a cold sweat, or if you’ve ever had recurring nightmares about Kermit the Frog, you may want to stay away from “Uninvited.” Likewise, if cat videos on the Internet make you tense, or if Garfield makes you edgy, or if you can’t stop screaming whenever you see a can of Fancy Feast, you are strongly advised to avoid “Uninvited.” This is because the monster in this direct-to-video monster movie is represented half the time by a perfectly ordinary housecat and the other half by a mangy hand puppet. 1,181 more words

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7 Horrible Slasher Flicks

Slicing and dicing! The following are 7 horrible slasher flicks. The slasher is probably my favorite subgenre of horror, so this should be easy since I’ve seen a lot. 181 more words

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7 Horrible Zombie Flicks

Not every zombie flick is Dawn of the Dead. While speaking with a friend, we spoke about some of the worst zombie flicks out there.. So, here are what I personally  believe to be the worst.. 176 more words

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"Project: Metalbeast"

Perhaps the biggest problem with “Project: Metalbeast” is that there is no earthly way any movie could live up to that title. If the filmmakers could have titled the movie with an airbrushed Boris Vallejo painting of a metallic werewolf, I feel like they would have. 1,103 more words

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Prototype X29A #MovieReview #RandomMovieReview

Film 6 in the “Random Movie Roulette” is 1992’s “Prototype X29A”. This Phillip J Roth post-apocalyptic sci-fi is about a crippled soldier, Hawkins (Robert Tossberg) and his ex-lover Chandra (Lane Lenhart) sharing vivid psychosexual dreams while Dr Alexis (Brenda Swanson) is working on a cybernetic program that will help him walk again. 1,891 more words

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Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (2015)

Date Watched: 6/30/15

Plot: After an accidental explosion at a local mine, dinosaurs emerge from the rubble to terrorize a small western town. Now, a group of gunslingers must defend their home if anyone is going to survive in a battle of cowboys versus dinosaurs.  265 more words

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