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"Blue Monkey"

I have to assume that the people who made “Blue Monkey” intended it to be a withering screed against the Canadian healthcare system. Yes, the movie points out that the hospital it takes place in was built around the time of the Civil War and they reference Washington D.C., but this movie is very obviously Canadian well before the credits thank the good people of Ontario. 899 more words


Assassin's Creed - The Movie of the Game That Should Have Been More Like the Game

I’ll be honest here and just say that I have never been a big fan of the long running Assassin’s Creed video game series. I played some of the first two, dabbled a tiny bit in three, and totally avoided all the rest. 772 more words


Hot Bot (2016)

What seemed like a mere rip-off of Weird Science instead became one of the most uncomfortable, unfunny, and downright soul-destroying 86 minutes of the year. Two nerds, clearly patterned off the archetypes from… 322 more words



“You can’t get so hung up on where you’d rather be, that you forget to make the most of where you are.” 745 more words


Review of the movie Suicide Squad

This movie is about some kind of force that will fight the impossible. What do you fight the impossible with? The impossible. So supernatural criminals seem to be the affected group of people, all in prison. 318 more words


Cotton Reviews Independence Day Resurgence (2016)

One of the issues that I have with a lot of the modern blockbusters that I’ve endured over the past several years is how far they’ve sunk. 540 more words

Film Reviews

13 Days of Christmas- The Gingerdead Man (2005)

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…a killer gingerbread man voiced by Gary Busey!

Directed by Charles Band

Starring Gary Busey… 107 more words