Alien Covenant is the worst Alien movie ever made and the worst movie I have seen in theaters in ten years. 187 more words
17 hours, 48 minutes ago
Some things in this world are impossible to describe. Impossible to understand without experiencing first hand. I’ll never really know what it feels like to give birth. 513 more words
6 days, 11 hours ago
No Budget! No Mercy!
Alright, so I don’t update this blog anywhere near enough but it’s, like, the third iteration of this particular column/hobby and I haven’t seen any movies for like a year. 3,170 more words
1 week, 5 days ago
The League of Nerds
What the health is the latest assault on the nerds sensibilities. Instead of understanding that almost any diet can be healthy constructed the film makers decided that it is vegan or death. 12 more words
2 weeks, 1 day ago
Oh dear me. My sister messaged me not to watch it and I regret that I did not listen. It wasn’t completely bad, but it’s probably the worst movie I’ve seen in ages. 1,025 more words
3 weeks, 6 days ago
Here’s a one-word review: TERRIBLE! here’s a two-words review: ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!
Now that we have gotten that out of the way, let me explain why this movie is terrible. 236 more words
1 month, 1 week ago
Reel Thoughts of Jacki K, Jacki Krumnow, Jacqueline Krumnow
Drinking game for 2 Lava 2 Lantula staring the Gutenberg.
1 month, 2 weeks ago