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I am not your list girl. Plus, purple berries with a birthday on top.

Happy Sunday, literate friends!

As always, this blog is not safe for public consumption.

It’s been a few days since I’ve had a chance to bang out my thoughts with these tiny little fingers, but I’m here now. 1,402 more words

Open Marriage

The ongoing shitstorm surrounding the hook-up website Ashley Madison only solidifies a point I’ve been making for years: Married women are much more likely to have sex with your husband than single women. 795 more words

Single 180

Drunken house fly, and my hedonistic tribe

Kisses, just cheek kisses. I don’t really know you.

So, when emailed by a couple on SLS and you open their pics only to realize the dude is a trainer at your gym–oh my, hilarity ensues. 1,168 more words

Open Marriage

Filthy Clean

First dates can be very awkward for anyone, getting to know each other and wanting to make a good impression and trying to pay attention and listen to what they are saying, and being conscious of your own actions hoping you don’t have any little quirks that put him off. 819 more words

Sex

"The OCD Pencil Penis"

Location: Toronto // Bedroom Rating: 3/10 // Overall Experience: 6/10

I already feel bad retelling this story because K was actually a sweetheart and a gentlemen… but this nice Tinder boy I met online turned out to be quite the tale… 907 more words

"The Blackout"

Location: Scarborough // Bedroom Rating: 1/10 // Overall Experience 3/10

I had experienced a little bit of trend of inexperienced young ones, so I decided to slide the tinder age range up a bit. 767 more words