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The Da Vinci Code 74: The Awful Unspecified Thing

It’s time, people. We’re finally here. We’re about to learn the truth about the Awful, Unspecified Thing, a tale of sex, lies and people who probably think a postcoital white bread and mayonnaise sandwich is the apex of Neronian depravity. 2,488 more words

The Da Vinci Code

Well, Where Have you Been 

June 2nd

I haven’t been able to figure out why the sex was so bad. The first 2 times we had sex, …. ugh. I just wanted so much for it to be over. 161 more words

Everyday Life

SHE SAID / HE SAID - What You're Doing Wrong In The Sack

In the 7th of August edition of THE TIMES, Paige Nick and I talk about the do’s and don’ts of the Horizontal Mambo (great band name, it’s mine, don’t steal it.) 850 more words


Bad Sex (R18+)

I lay on the lumpy bed and closed my eyes.

It had been a long day and I was exhausted. I heard him moving around the cramped room looking for God knew what. 584 more words


Anyone Marry a Super Great Nice Person, Who Doesn't Really "Bring it" to Bed?

Hey, truly nice people can be hard to find; And, especially if you’re not that interested in sex anyway, kindness more than makes up for bangin’-ness. 422 more words


11 Signs The Sex Sucks (But She's Too Nice To Tell You)

1. She never comments on your performance. She’s never called you a good kisser, talked about how hard you made her orgasm, or mentioned how much she loves that position you used. 561 more words

Let’s All Try And Do Less Ramen Noodle Sex

You know the kind I’m talking about. While you may not have ever heard of it being referred to that before, the name definitely does stand. 692 more words