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Bad sex

I had written it a while back, but being the procrastinator I am, I did not post it. It was topical then. I hope you still understand what I want to say. 532 more words


Fish lips

Friday, 22 December

He was the most ripped guy I had ever seen in my life. He had fish lips. It was awful. I don’t really want to go into the details. 8 more words

"Like water stains in a bathtub" - 2017 Bad Sex in Fiction prize goes to Christopher Bollen

US author Christopher Bollen has been named the winner of the 2017 Bad Sex in Fiction Award for his novel The Destroyers.

The judges voted him the winner after reading a scene depicting the book’s protagonist, Ian, with his ex-girlfriend on the island of Patmos. 410 more words


Bad Sex in Fiction: extracts from the 2017 shortlist

Have you noticed it in the air? Perhaps it’s something etched onto the faces of passers-by, or the fuzzy feeling in your stomach that lifts you up and puts a smile on your face. 1,353 more words


Nominations are in for the Bad Sex in Fiction Award 2017

Nominations continue to come in as the Literary Review prepares to announce the winner of the notorious ‘Bad Sex in Fiction’ prize, which aims to draw attention to poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description in modern fiction. 484 more words


Sex for sushi

It’s been a while since I reported yet another failed online attempt at romance. Not because I haven’t had any, but because I had way too many and it was hard to keep up with them. 1,058 more words


Payton Interview: horrible sex, great sex, revenge fucks, hot drunk horny friends

Interview with Payton

I needed to get out of the house and went to a local dive bar around 11pm tonight, and there I met Payton and her friend. 1,641 more words