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16 Tragically Hilarious Times Sex Went So Wrong That People Just Bounced Out Halfway Through

1. Open wound

We spotted blood, it turned out to be a small split in my frenulum (the string of skin that anchors the foreskin to the head.) My dick was bleeding, it was “owie”.

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Women Reveal The Worst Sex They’ve Ever Had

There’s mind-blowing sex, there’s passionate sex ala Ryan and Reese in Cruel Intentions, there’s kinky and fun sex, and then there’s…bad sex. The worst of its kind, bad sex is something every girl has experienced, will always remember and have probably told all her friends about it. 550 more words

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(MFKN) Story-Time: "He Fucked My Foot"

I stumbled upon this chicka’s modelmayhem account when I was looking for bay area models to work with. I’ve never had a chance to photograph such an alternative model, which was as awesome as I had hoped. 642 more words

Photography Blog

Amusing Text Messages to a Cougar MILF

I have to turn my ringer off at night, because sometimes I get these random messages at times when no one should be contacting me unless it’s an emergency. 199 more words

Dating

A repulsive horror? How famous writers responded to winning the notorious ‘Bad Sex in Fiction Award’

Every year in November, the lovers of literature hold their breath as they await news of the winner of one of the most notorious ‘booby’ prizes in the world: the Bad Sex in Fiction Award. 1,823 more words

Writing

Unlucky Consort

I saw S today. The sex with him hasn’t been too bad recently. I was beginning to forget why I dread seeing him. Well today I remembered. 715 more words

The 50-Something Frat Boy

(** First, I’d like to thank my followers for your support and interest in my writing. I feel like I’m finally able to sit down and say a little bit. 514 more words

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