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Scratch 'n Sniff

I just got a Yankee Candle scratch and sniff catalogue in the mail. Here are my takes their new scents:
Happy Spring – Smells like someone ground dryer sheets and moth balls into a container of Ajax… 87 more words

Do you need to use the potty?

Because guess what? I do. But you know what? Now I can’t. And do you want to know why? It’s because you; potty offender, toilet abuser, bathroom bandit just came out of there. 618 more words

Annoying Habits

You got Gas?

Do you have gas? Look it happens to everyone sometimes.  We all suffer from occasional bouts of intestinal distress caused by perhaps food that you ingested or maybe a bug you picked up. 476 more words

Annoying Habits

You cooked what?!?!

Imagine you are sitting nicely at your desk minding your own business when all of a sudden your peaceful moment is overwhelmed by a noxious odor coming from your co-worker’s desk.   414 more words

Annoying Habits

Let's Get it Out There

Ok everyone here’s your chance to add your own. Today we’re going to do a run through of some of the most awful office behavior you can think of. 233 more words

Annoying Habits

Washing Machine Blues

Ok… This is one is all on me. It appears I’m a bit of an idiot.

We don’t use fabric softeners… Or rather we don’t… 254 more words


OMG The Horror!

It has taken me some time to write about this. Partly out of humiliation and partly because I gag every time I think about it. 1,249 more words