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Odds and ends for January

We’ve had really cold weather. REALLY COLD! (Yes, I know. All the eastern US bloggers have been whining for weeks. It’s been zapping our creativity.) 411 more words

Humor

Bad Smell

Attn: Library Staff

It has come to my attention that somebody slipped red and green vapor berries to the check-out dragons in each section. This is causing their vapor ink to be colorized on the patrons’ library cards. 38 more words

Fiction

Blame It on the Cat - Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Shhhhh! Everybody, no barking or fussing. We have something to cover up. Silent, nose-to-nose communication only. 269 more words

Fragrance, Fetor . . . Same Difference.

How good is your sense of smell? If it isn’t that great like mine, what has been the funniest instance when you mistook a hideous smell for that of a pleasant one? 212 more words

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The Ultimate Guide to Funky Home Smells

There are two definitions of funky: 1) something that’s cool, and 2) something that smells bad. For our purposes, we’ll be talking about the latter—and the tragic consequences if this stench is emanating from your home. 850 more words

Homeowner

Scratch 'n Sniff

I just got a Yankee Candle scratch and sniff catalogue in the mail. Here are my takes their new scents:
Happy Spring – Smells like someone ground dryer sheets and moth balls into a container of Ajax… 87 more words