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Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes

How do you measure a year in the life?

Well, I’m not for measuring a year just yet, but tomorrow I have been at my ‘new’ job for 6 months. 392 more words


Shadow Of Your Former Self

Fuck a duck this sucks, motherfucking poultry cluck,
Just another slap wae faecal muck, ruck then suck it up,
Finish wae an uppercut, offspring of a mangey mutt, like bitch, like slut, 305 more words




I’ve just been looking over my past posts from years ago today. I don’t know how to feel. There’s definitely some embarrassment in there of how I used to speak and a little nostalgia. 70 more words


Danny and Anni

Another week, another pair of attention-seekers who think true love awaits between the staples of a Saturday supplement. Charmingly, they have rhyming names – imagine the years and years of bad jokes they could get out of that one at the dull, predictable dinner parties both are surely destined to attend. 943 more words

Guardian Blind Date

Swings Both Ways: Power Shower

If you’re a woman, you probably already know this, if you’re a man then you may have guessed it; but the shower head is the goddess of all head giving beings. 375 more words


Dreams and Nightmares...

I’m happy to welcome Meredith Wyatt to the round table today. She’s got a great question for us.

Just in case you get scared easily,I suggest you grab your favourite blankie, a pillow, a teddy bear and a good stiff drink. 72 more words

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