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Why You Should Marry A Farmer’s Daughter


No really, you should.

  1. Chances are she can use a gun, whether its for game, vermin or clays. Only issue is that she may shoot straighter than you…
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Poetry is leaps and bounds

And odd usage

Of punctuation marks

And punctuation

It is inconsequential reality

And frivolous fantasy

It is cathartic nirvana

Yet cocaine addiction… 20 more words

Other Thoughts, Fiction And Everything In Between!

When does the pain end?

I am sitting here, watching my Islanders get smashed by the Blue Jackets and I am doing everything I can to not break things and also be as unbiased as possible via our twitter feed. 714 more words


Blogging is Dead

Ah, the infamous internet blog, such a naive, ingenuous thing. A place for the over ambitious 20-something year old to hide. A place filled with cold pressed juice and progressive politics. 57 more words


For the Love of Sheep


With Wales losing to the English at the Principality Stadium two weekends ago and the Kiwis desperately worried about both the rise of the English National Rugby team under Eddie Jones and the imminent British Lions tour to New Zealand (and the boss in hospital having yet another knee op), the brains trust here at… 125 more words


5- Hamsters don't have cheeks

Bonjour fellow humans, you have come back to be enlightened by the thoughts that fly around my head! The very first and new blog of 2017. 385 more words


This time last year...

It’s 8:24pm on 15 February 2017. This time last year I was lumbering up and down in the TV room. Stopping every few minutes to lean over the couch, breathe through the pain and occasionally vomit into my thoughtfully positioned bucket. 622 more words