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Bastards of Demolition Man

If you didn’t catch my last review (and why didn’t you?), Demolition Man pits badass cop John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone – Escape Plan) against meniacal bastard Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes – … 3,307 more words

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pill One

I went back to the doctor for a third time about my insomnia. I’ve had two scrips for sleepers, and I’ve been frugal with them, taking a maximum of three per week, in the knowledge that they are addictive and that the low dose I was on wouldn’t remain effective for long. 600 more words


Evil Bastards and Their Seductive Meat Penis!!

There I was, minding my own business, sitting at my computer at work, when disaster struck.

I was blissfully working myself into an early grave while listening Blue Eyed Girl when my co-worker walked by and reminded me about the company picnic we were having today.  449 more words

When The Hairy Panic Sets In

So… this is Hairy Panic Tumbleweed:

“It’s physically draining and mentally more draining,” exclaimed resident Pam Twitchett, who is one of many citizens trying frantically to clean it up.

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Art Ideas

A book: Class War

I need to write a better blurb for it, but: it’s about Dave Coote, a teacher who’s struggling along in an academy school and facing up to the fact that the job is becoming impossible because of creeping privatisation, corruption, and management bullshit. 80 more words


Mel Gibson’s ‘Hacksaw Ridge’ Gets Oscar-Friendly Release Date!!

It appears that Oscar-winning director Mel Gibson may be back in the Oscar hunt this year. While it’s been 20 years since Gibson picked up the Best Director and Best Picture trophies for… 308 more words


P.J. O'Rourke

“Don’t vote, it just encourages the bastards.”

-P.J. O’Rouke