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Ed Helms-Owen Wilson Comedy 'Bastards' Changes Title to 'Father Figures'

Warner Bros. has decided to lose “Bastards” as the title for its Ed Helms-Owen Wilson road comedy, opting instead for “Father Figures.”

The studio is keeping the Dec. 179 more words


Thought I saw a glimpse of the sun...

but I was wrong.. I saw the p-sych guy on Monday and after all that crap, he wants to do the same thing all over again that does nothing but make me throw up. 220 more words


Calm in your eye

Okay, so we’re all a little disappointed that Florida didn’t disappear forever under a storm surge so high it reached the gold taps in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago upstairs bathroom. 257 more words


Another day, more ants...& whores

Last week was not a good week anyway you look at it.. I was informed by some terminated type lady that because I have not been seen by their clinic but was seen by another clinic that I was to be dropped.. 864 more words


While I’m lucky not to have a long commute these days, I still undertake epic drives on a regular basis and it’s getting harder, I have to admit. 551 more words


I hate fathers day

I hate fathers day.

Fuck fathers that are waiting for some kind of recognition.

Fuck fathers whose egos come before anything else.

Fuck fathers that haven’t given anything but expect everything. 101 more words


Six-Word Stories #29 (Cake)

The ants are coming. Little bastards.

© Grumpy Axolotl

Six-word Story