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Bathroom Break

BATHROOM BREAK

Bathroom break is the worst, and not for the reasons you might be expecting.

There was something in the bathroom, something unexplainable. A malignant force, as I would like to call it, resided in there and its evil spirit was somehow forcing me out of the bathroom before I could even get in. 1,247 more words

Poetry

Can a mama get a minute for herself?

I had all the time in the world before I had kids. I had no IDEA how much free time I had, how much time I wasted doing literally nothing. 999 more words

Urban Suburban Mommy

My Boss Wants to Know When I Gotta Go Potty!

The funniest thing was in my inbox  from the Evil HR Lady blog this week. The subject read, “My boss wants to manage my bathroom breaks.” As ridiculous as the subject sounds, I could not help, but to laugh out loud and then take a quick peak at it. 486 more words

Human Resources

PSA: Never Alone

We installed those energy saving automatic lights in the break rooms and bathrooms at my office. The bathrooms are in the center of the building and have no windows or natural light… Since the instal we’ve all lived in fear of beating the clock on the auto-off… Today one of us lost the battle… … 19 more words

Work

Day 1 – Dinner

Only 2 pills and 4 ounces of gel. Yay. On the positive side, I’ve drank about 4 litres of water today. So when people say, “All you lost is water weight.” I can tell them right where they can go. 20 more words

Clean 9

The MC Sign

According to my stats it’s been two years since my last post. Not counting my most recent one of course. Two years. How is that possible? 266 more words

Family