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The French Press

I thought the French press was something the French did in bed.

Who knew it was an odd looking coffee pot.

Certainly not me who spends a small fortune at Starbucks,¬†which is why, I thought, I’ll just buy myself a pot of my very own to brew a nice cheap cup in. 243 more words


Back to School Essentials 2017

Welcome to Back to School! This is a great time to start a clean slate and what better way to do so with some Back to School supplies? 237 more words


Why Are Kris Bryant & His New Wife Writing Fans Thank You Notes?

Kris Bryant and his new wife Jessica got married this past January and they’re still getting gifts.

But it’s not from people they invited, it’s from Cubs fans. 109 more words



I’m such a lazy fuck. Seriously, if I could get away with never doing anything, I would. If I could just stare at a wall all day, I’d do it. 427 more words


Dorm Moving Tips

Ahh, that time of year again. When young teens hustle to get ready for dorm life, while the parents cry (either out of sadness or joy). 593 more words


"Couple Trying To Set Up Wedding Registry Accidentally End Up On Sex Offender Registry" (RUNT OF THE WEB)

My latest piece for the fine folks at Runt Of The Web is a cautionary tale about what happens when setting up a wedding registry goes horribly, horribly wrong. 18 more words

My College Haul :)

Hey peeps-– so I move into my dorm at Michigan State in less than two weeks. I’m having some mixed feelings about the start to my independent life. 999 more words