What had I been dreaming about last night?
Oh, this constipation is giving putting me in a plight,
Was Adolph Hitler really a Wagnerite?
Is living in peace not a human right? 153 more words
Mummy asked the midwife, to throw me in the river Trent,
Looking back, t’was my life’s first big disappointment, 305 more words
THAT ED DEPARTMENT WAR ROOM
The government has decided the zombie apocalypse is upon us. Teachers are possibly equipped to be our best fighters so we need to keep them contained to protect the kids. 894 more words
I felt the need to show my appreciation for the help given by the staff at this centre, so:
Here is the My Odes of Thanks to the staff at the Nottingham City Hospital Cardiac Rehabilitation Gym: 165 more words
Mackeson was the beginning of my downfall I’m afraid.
Mother dear, to make me stop crying and giggling while she was playing Bingo or studying the horses form, she found out if she gave me the dregs left over from Dads bottles of his Milk Stout it would do the trick. 1,128 more words