I once heard a comedian say something along the lines of “it’s not a true bj unless there’s mascara running down your face”….
I’m not gonna lie…I lost it when I heard this. 335 more words
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Confessions of a Confused Daddy
August 24 2015 Monday.
Natulog ulit ako sa work bago mag out sa work. I have this scene sa beach. Tapos may mga tao parang may gathering. 229 more words
1 week, 3 days ago
she trails from his lips
her kisses head downward
running her thumbs along the thighs
as her nails dig in on the backs
she opens her mouth and spits out water… 164 more words
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Can you guess what year this article was from?
3 weeks, 5 days ago
Because cocks always taste like detergent, from clean underwear.
Maybe this is why women are afraid to suck a cock, besides they instinctively want the cum in their cunts.
3 weeks, 6 days ago
Chronicles of A Crazy Cat Lady
After a long absence, here I am! I am settling nicely into my new place and the apartment is getting pretty dang livable. Also, I finally have internet! 342 more words
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