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Fauxhasset Paroder Op-Ed: Black hole not so green

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We are GREG (the Green and Renewable Energy Group, for the ignorant many complaining about, yet still using, the Moonchedder Easter cups). … 247 more words

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Simulation of gravitational lensing by a black hole, which distorts the image of a galaxy in the background…

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Black Hole Information Paradox

English physicist Stephen Hawking is known for his work on black holes , ranging from singularities to quantum theory of gravity. One of the most infamous paradoxes of physics is the Black Hole Information Paradox, which is a consequence of two contradictory theories of physics . 522 more words

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NASA telescopes detect ‘heartbeat’ of distant black hole (PHOTO)

Published time: 20 Apr, 2017 19:43

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New data suggests that a supermassive black hole can pump material out into its host galaxy in an action reminiscent of a beating heart. 179 more words

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Fauxhasset Paroder, 43rd Edition: Stay trashy, Fauxhasset

by Thamanda Crompson
Fauxhasset Paroder Staff Reporter

Attention, all Fauxhasset residents: the transfer station and boutique have been relocated to the harbor, where employees are taking advantage of the strange metaphysical properties of the black hole that was accidentally opened during routine dredging of the harbor. 301 more words

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You've Got the Victory

Morning Thought: On our New York trip, the enemy tried to take some cheap shots at us. Both Gideon and I got sick. I felt like I’d been hit in the head with a sledgehammer and thought I’d be in bed the whole two weeks. 180 more words

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