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How to Survive Shipwreck with a Murderer and a Stupid Detective

If there’s anything the movies have taught us, it’s this: Whenever you go on a boat, always wear your best gown and pearls – and bring your fur coat, if you have one. 615 more words

Comedy

Theory is not a reality

Reading a book:

THE THEORY

“Every action has a sexual equation.”

I remember this at all times

BUT (OH NO!)

When I see HER

Nothing or… 14 more words

Poetry

Automatically oblivious

Yesterday has been packed off to prison

For a desolate future

Exploited weakness have been obtained.

Weight watchers petition Britain

Jihad dancing is bad news for fun, 83 more words

Poetry

The edge and 7

I watched a man rape his footsteps

And a women molest her shopping bags

I had been committed for smiling.

Yellow is the truth.

What lies!!! 101 more words

Poetry

Talking to a brick wall

The world is full of good and compassionate people

I know this

But they are dwarfed

By ignorance and idiots.

I sometimes get more sense… 58 more words

Poetry

It's just a postbox

The residents of the Falkland Islands nickname British service personnel the “whenis” because the members of HM Forces are prone to start many a sentence with, “When I (was in…)”. 356 more words

Best Of British

Truth paradox

Why would you believe it?

Because somebody said it on television?

You read it in the newspapers or internet?

You heard it on the radio, or on the street? 17 more words

Poetry