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Equivalent Exchange

Something’s going to go wrong either today, tomorrow, the day after, the day after that, the day after the day after that, or the day after the day after the day after that, etc. 575 more words

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An Awkward Moment In Time

It’s embarrassing to forget your pants on the way to a big date. It’s worse when they’re still in your mom’s washing machine.

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An Awkward Moment In Time

Finding pubes is never fun, but especially if they’re not yours. And especially if they’re your grandmother’s. And, worse yes, especially if they’re not human.

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Fantasy Road

While I was driving into work, there was this pair of boots laying in the middle of the road. Just laying there, inanimate as hell, without pride and owner and meaning and practicality. 415 more words

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Shine Through

I would like to say that I’ve seen the future
or that I’ve witnessed some kind
of profound, unbelievable thing
that would give us all hope that… 134 more words

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I Believe in Corn!

The problem with believing in something is that it ties you to it like an anchor. Lots of people will tell you that beliefs will give you wings and let you fly, but lets look at this objectively for a moment. 455 more words

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It's Up Your Butt

I always feel bad for the doctors that have to remove things from peoples’ rectums. Those poor bastards that have to get wrist deep in someone else’s ass and fish around for a carrot or a cucumber or a flashlight or, god forbid, a small, hairy rodent that’s possibly carrying a disease and has been scratching at the inside of the anus for the better part of eight hours. 594 more words

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