Cold Pizza and Other Assorted Leftovers
Awkward is walking in on your friends having sex.
Creepy is them not stopping immediately and the situation seeming to spur them on.
Them asking you to join makes it awkward again.
2 days, 1 hour ago
Awkward is having to explain that smell to someone who’s never smelled that smell before.
“Well, Martha. That smell is actually from six dead cats, and not simply one ‘decaying rhinoceros asshole,’ as you so delicately put it.” 14 more words
4 days, 1 hour ago
When I was a sophomore in high school, I woke up with a sore neck. It hurt to move it around. But, never the whiner, I got dressed and went to school. 335 more words
1 week, 2 days ago
A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself
I don’t believe in God.
Sure, I think he exists,
I just don’t think he has what it takes…
davidrothbauer reblogged this on davidrothbauer and commented:
This blog is well worth a read...I like the author's style, and his poetry is pretty cool too
2 weeks, 2 days ago
Hello and welcome to my new blog!
I really haven’t the slightest idea of what I’m going to write here, but I can assure you that it will be incoherent, rambling, poorly grammared (that’s a word, … 25 more words
2 weeks, 1 day ago
but he went
bankrupt from the
rising cost of coal
that he would leave
under our trees.
The loss of his business… 55 more words
3 weeks, 1 day ago
later in life
when all their
* * * *
A bank teller
is fired… 15 more words
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