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An Awkward Moment In Time

Awkward is walking in on your friends having sex.

Creepy is them not stopping immediately and the situation seeming to spur them on.

Them asking you to join makes it awkward again.


An Awkward Moment In Time

Awkward is having to explain that smell to someone who’s never smelled that smell before.

Ex. 7W45-cD4p9

“Well, Martha. That smell is actually from six dead cats, and not simply one ‘decaying rhinoceros asshole,’ as you so delicately put it.” 14 more words


And now, another chapter of "Weird Injuries"

When I was a sophomore in high school, I woke up with a sore neck.  It hurt to move it around.  But, never the whiner, I got dressed and went to school.  335 more words


I'm going to hell for this one, so enjoy

I don’t believe in God.

Sure, I think he exists,

I just don’t think he has what it takes…

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davidrothbauer reblogged this on davidrothbauer and commented:

This blog is well worth a read...I like the author's style, and his poetry is pretty cool too

Welcome to Stimulated Brains!

Hello and welcome to my new blog!

I really haven’t the slightest idea of what I’m going to write here, but I can assure you that it will be incoherent, rambling, poorly grammared (that’s a word, … 25 more words


Short 'Uns

Santa Claus
WAS alive
and real,
but he went
bankrupt from the
rising cost of coal
that he would leave
under our trees.
The loss of his business… 55 more words


Short 'Un

White collar
working parents
are horrified
later in life
when all their
sons marry
Latino women.

* * * *

A bank teller
is fired… 15 more words