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An Awkward Moment In Time

Awkward is missing just the right spots when shaving so that it appears as though you’re sporting a Hitler-stache. And you don’t know enough about Charlie Chaplin to make the claim that you’re honoring him, and not one of the most detestable men in human history.

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That time my teen lost her phone

This week brought terrible news – teen girl lost her phone.  She didn’t know where it was.  “Maybe I left it on the bus.” she said.  267 more words

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An Awkward Moment In Time

Awkward is sharing a bathroom with a girl you’ve never met. Horrifying is finding pubes longer than mine in the tub. Au naturel indeed.

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Hate-Watch:

verb.

def:
The act of watching a movie and/or television program with the intention of accumulating knowledge simply so one can rip on said movie and/or television program more effectively. 21 more words

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I am not defined by...oh who am I kidding?

“I am not defined by my !”

It’s a lovely, empowering, and dare I say it – inspirational saying.  THIS does not define me!  I am so much more than THIS! 369 more words

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No Sympathy - Paparazzi

I don’t really have sympathy for the human race.

All paparazzi are scumbags, not douchebags or cocksuckers, but leechy, parasitic scumbags. They feed on misery, tragedy, and sensationalize meaningless for quick cash. 1,098 more words

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Reasons

There’s a reason for almost everything.

Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west, you ask? Well, that’s because we orbit around the sun. 438 more words

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