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Day One, Chapter Two: Massage Boners Are Frowned Upon

And here we join our not-yet-weary travelers on the first evening of their tropical cruise vacation to the Bahamas. If you’re just joining us, catch up on the hijinks leading up to this point in… 558 more words

Funny

The Massage Dude

I have a bad back, so I go for therapeutical massage frequently. I’ve always seen female therapists; not for any real reason, just because there are more women than men in the field. 2,289 more words

My First Diarrhea Boner

When I was a little girl, I used to keep a diary. Keeping a diary can be very therapeutic. If you are like me, it can also be a tragicomic reminder of how fucked up your life is. 647 more words

Boner

Boner? I hardly know her!

“Can you believe they had a character called ‘Beaver Cleaver’ on a wholesome television show?!”

As I self-righteously mocked the naivety of an older generation, it occurred to me that mine also grew up watching a character with a name we’d now consider inappropriate. 502 more words

Pop Culture

Submission...

You’re not gonna fuck me, I’m gonna fuck you. And if you squirm I’m going to force you to stop moving and hold you down. I’ll make you take what’s being given too you.

6 Tips to Hiding a Boner in Class

Volume XLIX Issue I

BY A GUY WITH A LOT OF BONERS

1. Tuck it up, into the ceiling tiles.

2. Let it all hang out. 73 more words

Features

This Dude Only Has 100 Boners Left

This story has been floating around the internet for a couple days now. As far fetched as it sounds, the dude has a legit-sounding medical explanation for what’s causing his waning boners, so I’m going to give his story the benefit of the doubt. 780 more words