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Ep. 001 Boner Time

Well, folks, Dan has abandoned us this week so Jay, Jim, Jim’s extremely offensive friend Treesap, and I did whatever we wanted! We lashed out at Dan because we missed him, we interviewed Treesap and were horrified by the results and repudiate them with all our hearts, and generally had lots of fun! 36 more words

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Erection in class

I was sitting in class after finishing my final exam. Most of the class was still writing, but I have always been a fast test taker. 517 more words

Story

Boner Ride

A cyclist has been “removed” from a nude bicycle race after he became “aroused” by the sight of his fellow participants. The man became aroused when his fellow cyclists… 569 more words

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Space Probe Wakes Up Dying For A Piss And With A Mild Erection

Somebody stick the kettle on FFS!”

Scientists from the European Space Agency, ESA, have reported that the Philae comet lander, which has been in hibernation since last November when it’s solar batteries died after landing on Comet 67P, has woken up and made contact with mission control. 245 more words

Humour

The fossil fuel industry has a boner for methane hydrates

Pardon my French, but there is simply no other way to summarize how hellbent gas and oil companies are to access the abundant (and dangerous) methane hydrates being exposed by a warming climate. 546 more words

Analysis

Holding on by faith

I’m 25-year-old, Philadelphia native who is currently a student, mother and struggles with a hereditary illness known as Bipolar with a dream of being a Plus size model. 7 more words

Man Kicked Out Of The World Naked Bike Ride Because He Got "Excited"

This story just makes me laugh.

If you aren’t familiar with the World Naked Bik Ride, it promotes safety for pedestrians and bike riders.

Well one man was asked to leave because he got “excited.” I’m sure many of the other riders felt very uncomfortable. 7 more words

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