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Legendary Word “Stiffy” Making a Much-needed Comeback

The word “stiffy” has been making a long-overdue return to conversations across Sydney this month, a special investigation by The Sydney Sentinel has revealed.

This charming word for an erection or hardening of the penis bone gained popularity during the 1990s but was dropped by many for sounding too childish or disrespectful of a well-earned trouser throb. 173 more words

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Doggy behaviour from my sex slave

I will never forgive my wild imagination for this particular sin it committed. It all started with very tame sex dreams about older co-workers. I’m not sure whether these dreams could quite possibly qualify as erotic, maybe more 50 shades Halloween edition. 809 more words

Reflecting upon mortality… part 8…

Uh… I don’t have any clever new thoughts on death… but I did just notice that this one sort of ended up making it look like the skeleton is washing his… uh… I want to say ‘boner’, because that would be exceptionally funny in this particular instance… but I am going with ‘junk’… because this is supposed to be a more or less family-friendly blog… and because I am classy that way.

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Hard times and hard on's inside Pittsburg County jail!

A Wilburton man was mocked and needlessly denied medical care by jail officials while suffering a 91-hour erection in 2016, according to a $5 million lawsuit filed on his behalf.

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Hot Stone Massage

We’ve been married for just over a year now and my wife and I went to a spa to celebrate. This is the story of how British squeamishness came to a German ‘Wellness Centre’. 415 more words

Englishman Abroad

Denny

Works at Holy Crepe in the Resort District. Also a librarian.

“Denny’s cute, if a little plain. He’s skinny but fit. He’s got this big brown eyes, and sometimes when he’s wearing his glasses, he’s definitely worth a second look.

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