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SEXPECTATION.

It started with toasted almond and coconut sorbet. This epic epiphany hit me mid consumption. Perhaps it was the  combination of sugar and the exciting knowledge that it was dairy free that sparked my neurons, causing me to have an Albert Einstein moment of universal clarity. 327 more words

Love Lessons

How to compare bloody and hard, in a right way?

Hello, hello! We’re here once again! Before you start scolding me for another misleading title. Let me tell you that the title says EXACTLY what I’ll be writing about. 611 more words

Annie's Perception

#109 the casual hoop

Fuck I’ve been in this Jacuzzi ages and my boner won’t go away!

I’m feeling hot and dizzy!

Why don’t I just hang my goggles off it and stroll out casual-like …

The Hoops

Audition

Okay, I want you to give me Tony the Tiger,

Not this glossy new age boomboom Tony

But trusty, old-school Tony.

Okay, so you’re Tony the Tiger and you’ve met this dame… 126 more words

Boner

Schizophrenic Man Ignored By His Own Hallucinations and Delusions

BY Randy Butternubs                                                                                                                                         Rum Shopping

MIDDLETOWN, NJ—To his own dismay, local schizophrenic man Logan Hepburn has reportedly been ignored and excluded from the activities of his delusions, who once haunted him on a regular basis. 250 more words

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