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STD's Never Get Old

Even as some “body parts” start to give out, with the “system” starting to slow down and the “balls” swinging like a “pendulum,” medical advances in… 1,065 more words

Sex

The time a boner made me sick. 

Once upon a time I was trying my hardest to be straight. But instead, I landed myself in a variety of awkward situations. If anything, this has made me the favourite story-teller of my friend group. 255 more words

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THE TIME I LOST MY BONER

I was fresh out of a really long relationship with the girl who inspired me to write Only In The Movies (read more about that… 529 more words

Girl Troubles

Joints, dicks & vibrators 

Forgive me Daddy for I have sinned.
He showed up bearing joints and a hard on. How I could resist my two favorite things. His mouth quicky found their way to my breasts. 594 more words

Sex

Call me Medusa

These sleazy intentions
seem to kill more than those so-called “reported” serial orgasms.

To say,
-off the record-
that you give me both…
feels very disturbingly corrupt… 238 more words

Poetry

I Got Bit in the Bag

a craigslist story

Every morning, the alarm clock stops the same nightmare. Sighing with relief, I slowly remove the protective cloth from between my stiff thighs and peel the sheets off my body with a slow pace. 1,799 more words

Based On Reality

He likes to call me peaches, when we get this nasty

Question… How kinky is too kinky?

I will assume that if you are reading my swearwords, you are mature enough to read a post about the intimate arts… also known as hanky panky. 641 more words