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On Stephen King's Boners

In response to Here’s A Tumblr For All The Boners In Stephen King’s Books

I’m totally drinking a load of bourbon and going through The Shining later looking for things that can be construed as phallic. 25 more words

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bigger than yours

The Republican hunt for a red october has come down to the remaining poseurs boasting about who’s got the bigger dick. Cruz, Kasich, Rubio, and the Trumpf were arguing that very subject at Thursday night’s “debate.” 179 more words

Cranky Anarchy

Fuck it. Have sex with your professor.

Like most developing adults my age, I do a lot of my daydreaming in the classroom — my attention wandering in the same direction as my hormones, locking eyes with the snickering frat boys in corner, only to roll away into the eyes of a true man. 482 more words

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SMUG STUDENT PROUD AT HOW MUCH MORE SEX HE IS HAVING THAN EVERYONE ELSE

ALEXANDER HALL, NC –  An anonymous NC State student falls peacefully into slumber after an evening of finishing his Microelectronics homework for the first time without a bottle of whiskey by his side.   387 more words

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