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Jan. 16, 2018 — 'Swiss Army Man'

This movie is weird as hell.

I mean, this movie is weird in general. Like, it’s about a guy stranded on an island who comes across a body, and that body starts farting and it turns out that body (played by Harry Potter himself Danny Radcliffe) has super powers that help our main character escape the island and fight for survival. 540 more words


To Single Guys

If you’re a single guy I want to talk to you about dating.

I know what’s it’s like to have a crush on a girl. I know what it’s like to be lonely and desperate to find a female friend to talk to. 622 more words


Things I'm liking: Jon Ronson's 'The Butterfly Effect'

Jon Ronson is one of my favorite nonfiction authors. He is the type of guy that I think I could be friends with. Smart, soft-spoken, and interested in all the same weird and esoteric stuff I love. 1,123 more words



“Did you need anything else?”

She paused. Their meeting had not been productive, and she was frustrated. He was not the warmest person to begin with, and while she was pleased with his slow withdrawal from Vietnam, she was exhausted by just about everything else. 1,149 more words

Awkward Erections: 25 Men Discuss The Most Embarrassing Public Boners Of Their Lives

Found on AskReddit.

1. At my uncle’s funeral. My cousin looks really hot when she is crying. Yes. I’m going to hell.

“At my uncle’s funeral. 2,998 more words


“You can talk to me, if you want,” she offered, leaving a breakfast tray on his desk. “I’ve been told I’m real friendly!”

“Thanks,” he replied, quietly. 1,089 more words