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” luvy, I don’t mind wearing your stockings, by why are there so many holes in em?”

Now on a completely different topic:

Top 5 Things That Killed America's Boners Recently

This list is in no particular order. Boner scores from 1 (it was a semi-chub anyways) to 10 (Priapism is setting in; it’s been more than four hours, I need a doctor NOW) 952 more words


ragnar and the thunder penis of thor

The Teddy Cruz daddy, that would be Raphael ‘Cuban’ Cruz, was in Mormon New Mecca on or about yesterday. Cruz the elder was in attendance at some family and friends of Jesus the Hateful conference happening in Mormon New Mecca. 111 more words

Cranky Anarchy

Working out today….

THANK YOU , Thigh Master!

It Takes a Village

Tiny is asleep and all I really want to do is eat ice cream and watch season one of Wet Hot American Summer; but alas, there are dishes to be done, laundries to be folded and tubal ligations to be researched. 331 more words


Channeling Gushy Design Boner Energies

Hello + Dearest Salutations.

This post starts with a real life story. I have just started working for an artist who has an AMAZING studio and sense of style. 634 more words

‘ Luvy , I think I’m going to buy a parrot ‘