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It seems like I only write when I’m down-and-out. Honestly, I only feel drawn to it when I can’t think of anything else to do. Right now, for example. 308 more words

To Celebrate 75 Years Of The Joker, Let's Talk About His Comic Book Boners

There have been many notorious stories about the Joker. They’ve explored the depths of human psychosis. They’ve asked how far a man can be driven before he snaps. 378 more words


A delightful text


C and her husband started renting their house out about a year ago and were getting a new tenant; this also meant they were getting a new representative from the rental management company. 249 more words


Uncontrollable Urges

I hate and love these uncontrollable urges. I feel them building in my stomach and within seconds the urges have consumed me. My legs, my mind, stomach, back, everything and anything. 187 more words

Anti- Slut Shaming

Friends & Other Enemies, Ch. 5 – My Mother Hates You

“When are you going to come pick up this car?” my grandmother, Packy, asked in her thick Boston accent on the phone.

No “hello.”

No “is it me you’re looking for?” 1,229 more words

Life... And Other Distractions

Ben's Diary: I Wore Skinny Jeans For The First Time And Nothing Happened

Dear Diary,

This past weekend I wore skinny jeans for the first time and nothing happened.

To properly tell this story, we’re going to have to go back, way back, all the way to the BIG BANG.  547 more words

Ben's Diary