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Apple reduces bodily orifices down to one

Having phased out the redundant headphone socket, hardware designers have turned their attention to the outmoded bOdy 2.0. Removing all but the face aperture, Apple hope that this slimmed-down version will simplify life choices – with the tag line ‘At last – every hole really is a goal’. 190 more words

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UK accuses Russia of committing war crimes in Syria

British foreign ministers have accused Russia of committing war crimes in Syria.

Ministers from the UK and France raised the prospect of investigating Russia over the accusations ahead of an emergency UN Security Council meeting about the ongoing violence. 299 more words

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US slams Russian 'barbarism' in Syria, Britain accuses Moscow of possible war crimes

UNITED NATIONS/AMMAN – The United States accused Russia of “barbarism” in Syria on Sunday as warplanes supporting Syrian government forces pounded Aleppo and Moscow said ending the civil war was almost “impossible.” 1,013 more words

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We've got 'a lot of work to do' before starting Brexit, Boris says

We have a lot of work to do before triggering the formal divorce process from the EU, Boris Johnson has said.

Last week the foreign secretary had claimed Britain would trigger Article 50 to officially start Brexit early next year. 287 more words

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