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How To Get Stinkin' Rich By Being Really, Really Stupid...

The Stella Awards have come and gone and I’ll bet you didn’t even know it. Okay, I didn’t know about it either. Turns out, the Stella Awards recognize the marriage between supreme stupidity and our judicial system. 972 more words

For the Birds

Sermon for 14 June 15

Mark 4:26-34; Psalm 92:1-4,12-15; Ezekiel 17:22-24

Jesus is using horticultural imagery, but if you’re thinking you need to dig out a botany textbook, you’ll miss his punchline that this is all for the birds. 1,124 more words

Ten things only people living in micro apartments say

In honor of us staying up to watch David Letterman’s final show, here is a list of ten things. Ten Things one hears at the Fun Apartment: 216 more words

Parenting

One of these things is not like the other

At the end of the work day my energy is sucked dry and I’m left a shallow husk of a person.

To compensate (and more accurately, self-medicate) I like to drink box wine and watch music videos on YouTube endlessly until I eventually fall asleep watching Law & Order: UK… 94 more words

Music

Writing 101 - Day Five: Be Brief

Meet me at the mini-mart, the note says, I’ll be wearing black. Friday, 6pm.

At this moment, curiosity has the best of me. I’m not going home like I should. 213 more words

Writing 101

Sochi A Year After The Olympics...

Moral of the story….Russian après ski ritual involves Jager Box Wine Bombs and Bungee Drinking. The Olympic spirit of competition is alive and well in Sochi, although it more about getting royally shit housed rather than world class winter athletics.