Today I will not wear socks mom
Don’t you dare even try
I’m not gonna wear socks today, mom
Don’t bother asking why
You can’t make me wear my socks today… 122 more words
“If there’s no such thing as time, you’re already there,” asserts the professorial voice that opens the record.
But given that it took me seven years to add this record to my collection, I have to take issue with his claims. 332 more words
Listen, dark circles happen to the best of us. Dark circles are one of the most common beauty flaws many of us struggle with. You may have been blessed with dark circles through hereditary means (thanks a lot Mom) or maybe you just haven’t had a good nights sleep since 2010. 623 more words