“Where you goin’ in such a hurry?” the scorpion asked the slug.
Now the slug didn’t know how to respond at first. First off, he had never been stopped by a scorpion in the bathtub before and wasn’t certain of the protocol. 358 more words
Some sage advice: No matter what someone tells you, do not—under any circumstances—change the date on your iOS device to Jan. 1, 1970.
It sounds weird, but there’s good reason: it will render your device unusable. 397 more words
No More Restless NightsAre you sick…
It was Christmas morning, and the living room floor was littered with wrapping paper. My younger brothers has just unwrapped new surfboards, and now it was my turn to open a gift. 514 more words
One day, under the great green stalks of the grasslands, two bugs bumped into each other quite accidentally. Under the shade of the grass, they argued amongst themselves who was the better bug, and which most deserved to walk in that patch of land. 533 more words