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You know I'm "Asian" but I'm not "Chinese"

Any person I first met ask if I’m Chinese, Korean or Japanese. In my case I would prefer Japanese…. Just kidding but any Asian with small eyes tends to be treated like a different breed LOLS. 158 more words

When Imaginations Burp

Out of nowhere last night, a literary drabble popped out.

Just like an old tiresome volcano that’s done nothing but grumble for a century suddenly burping out a single hatchback-sized glunk of lava and taking out some poor farmer’s barn, my imagination hacked up the beginnings of a short story, plopped it unceremoniously down on my screen and left me to clean up the mess. 75 more words

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Phillips Phunny: The Perfect Burp

A voiceover artist demonstrates some impressive FAKE burping skills.

Maurice LaMarche is the voiceover actor who played The Brain on “Pinky and the Brain” and has provided a TON of other cartoon voices over the years. 30 more words

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-- Another event at Hanford site; annual reporting not including frequent radioactive 'burps' from tanks; public exposure is much higher

From RT

11 May, 2016 03:39

One of the Hanford Site tank farms that holds high-level nuclear waste was evacuated due to reports of an odor in the area. 775 more words

3 Rules of Extreme Netflix and Chill Days

I am sitting in bed today.

I’m not ill, I am blessed with a pair of legs and I haven’t even been working that hard. I’m just having what I call a: 355 more words

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Most Embarrassing Moment 

I’m not one to be embarrassed. It would take a lot to make me blush even. Now let me tell you something else about me. I think that girls shouldn’t burp or poot in front of anyone. 251 more words

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Y is for Yertle the Turtle

Ok so I may be pushing the boundaries of the definition of fantasy, but what could be more fantastical than Dr. Seuss? It may seem a strange thing to blog about but, being honest, I was struggling for a Y when I remembered this. 138 more words

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