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Three things I am grateful for:

  1. My kids
  2. My IOP
  3. My senses

Well, I am feeling ok, at the moment.  This weekend, I basically slept through it.  322 more words

Depression

The Crampy Monday Hookie Day

Yay lady times.

Laying on my couch with my heating pad, Harley Cat, nausea, headache, and Farscape.

Looking at the plus side — being at home with cramps is better than dealing with work bitches with cramps. 207 more words

Adulting

The Hormonally Induced Temporary Madness

Between puppy sitting, a very large undisciplined three month old dog that likes to jump on me with his pink thing hanging out, and being crampy and feeling like there’s a honey badger taking up residence in my insides… been kind of lonely. 396 more words

Lady Issues

Ooooh! Sparkly!

I’m doing a work project for Alaska right now…

Submission

Life's mysteries and the Poop that goes with them

I was reading Possible Side Effects by Augusten Burroughs on the toilet today when the idea of this story hit me; it’s all about poop. Life, dreams, existence, all of it.   524 more words

Comedy

Nine Places To Never Stick Your Tongue And A few Others That Are Just Fine. 

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Tongues are possibly our most prized appendages. Or organs. Or whatever. We use them to distribute food, taste, entertain, and express ourselves, among other things. 976 more words

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