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I’m doing a work project for Alaska right now…

Submission

Life's mysteries and the Poop that goes with them

I was reading Possible Side Effects by Augusten Burroughs on the toilet today when the idea of this story hit me; it’s all about poop. Life, dreams, existence, all of it.   524 more words

Comedy

Nine Places To Never Stick Your Tongue And A few Others That Are Just Fine. 

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Tongues are possibly our most prized appendages. Or organs. Or whatever. We use them to distribute food, taste, entertain, and express ourselves, among other things. 976 more words

Lists

My response to being called the "butthole wife"

Fair warning, this post is a little bit of a rant. If that doesn’t bother you, please continue.

I recently came across a blog that was shared several times over the span of a few days on my Facebook news feed. 763 more words

Socks on the Floor Pt 2

Yet again today, my news feed is blowing up… Why? Another blogger responded, rather angrily, with a post titled:

Nope. Don’t you dare call my wife a “butthole”

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Family