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It's a Funny Word, But This Is No Laughing Matter

*Warning: This article contains gratuitous use of the word “Butthole,” but it’s for a good cause. I promise. I think. Probably.¬†

Every morning I come into work and begin scouring the internet for stories. 988 more words

It's too early for this

Driving to my next pick up when I had to pull over to phone the police. There are two men with bats in the middle of the intersection screaming at each other. 62 more words

Dear Butthole

Dear Butthole,

It seems to me that you have absolutely no idea where you’re going or what you were doing. Almost getting off on the wrong off-ramp and then attempting to fly over two lanes, which almost caused you to flip your car, is bad enough. 78 more words

Semi-hard 

Where do I even begin?! What a day….. A day for down right pervs. Like old mate in his daughter in law’s knickers who is claiming he’s plowing his nieces best friend. 183 more words

Non-fiction

Doctors Need Less Vacations and More Magic Wands

I’ve had a few trips to the doctors lately. Before these recent outings, it had probably been a decade since I was last examined. Thankfully, no newspapers from 2007 were found in any x-rays I received. 561 more words

Humor

Everything will be okay

I understand. It will be okay.

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