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Why I'm a lot happier lately

I would go, day by day, emotionally drained. I felt suffocated. I had no room to talk or say anything.

I gave my all to someone who gave me a 1/4 of what they were capable of. 80 more words

Regenerating Butt holes

My friend Michelle is a world class girl talk champion. She once hung out in the corner of my room offering supportive facial expressions as I Skype broke up with my long term boyfriend. 585 more words

Bus Driver Stories

I've got a Butthole, But It Doesn't Define Me.

This has become Walter’s new mantra.

Walter, our 18 month old AussieDoodle (he’s a TODDLER!), is very familiar with Buttholes; he knows about cat butts, dog butts, OUR butts… we’re just not sure he knew HE had a butt until Saturday. 697 more words

I'm like anal sex.

I’m a dick and an asshole, all at the same time.

I’m also poopie and lots of fun xD

Funny

GAY PORN STAR ON BIKE TOUR

My sister had a gay porn star on her bike tour. She said, “I know, from watching his porno movies, that he has a waxed asshole.”

Asshole

Literature for You: Supernova Black Hole Butthole

Supernova Black Hole Butthole is now published. I am still new at the Amazon publishing game. I would like it if there were an option for people who buy things from Amazon’s kindle store to get them in printed book form as well, even if that means a smaller payout to the author. 99 more words

Literature

Scoreland – Holly Brooks – Gaping Butthole Bone-nanza http://bit.ly/1AqAXvM