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Soulginaenisbutthole

Our wallets have been taking shits
Isn’t that good enough?
I don’t care why its empty
I just want to fill it up
There’s pressure palming my temples… 83 more words

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Cigar Review: Gurkha Heritage

Look at you!  You are one lucky son of a bitch, you know that?  You are privy to two of my reviews this week, TWO!  well, as you read in the title, it’s the Gurkha Heritage. 544 more words

Butthole! Butthole! Read All About It!

A Glimpse Into the Eye of Sauron: an Unveiling of the Taboo Butthole

After 53 responses from Alumni weekend (29 of those being men, and 24 of those being women), a whopping 62% of participants have glimpsed (some even stared) at his or her own butthole. 239 more words

It's a Funny Word, But This Is No Laughing Matter

*Warning: This article contains gratuitous use of the word “Butthole,” but it’s for a good cause. I promise. I think. Probably. 

Every morning I come into work and begin scouring the internet for stories. 988 more words

It's too early for this

Driving to my next pick up when I had to pull over to phone the police. There are two men with bats in the middle of the intersection screaming at each other. 62 more words

Dear Butthole

Dear Butthole,

It seems to me that you have absolutely no idea where you’re going or what you were doing. Almost getting off on the wrong off-ramp and then attempting to fly over two lanes, which almost caused you to flip your car, is bad enough. 78 more words