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the one about the Father(in-law)

So its Friday night, and I’m sitting at the computer thinking about this past week sipping on a long island. My daughter is in bed, my wife is at my parents house scrap booking, and our puppy is sleeping at my feet. 1,759 more words

Bathroom

16 Statements Prove That You Are an ASSHOLE

Does Your Presence Make folks UNCOMFORTABLE?
Or
They LEAVE THE Room when YOU ENTER IN THE ROOM?
Or
Is it accurate to say that you are SINGLE EVEN AFTER BEING INVOLVED IN HUNDREDS OF RELATIONSHIPS? 799 more words

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Bus Rider

At the age of 17, I ran naked through an empty baseball diamond with a Dark Eyes vodka-soaked tampon up my ass and two morphine sulfate pills in my blood. 764 more words

Flash Fiction

The First Question

There is yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer. – AC

Very few things in the world are as consistent and erratic as humans. Varying from great evil to even greater altruism, humankind is curious indeed.

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