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Parking Space

I’m the type of guy
Who sits in the middle
Of an empty bench
To detour other asses
I need space!

Poems

Putting the Vagina in a Thanksgiving

My response is, “Why are you so concerned with my cup?  Go deal with your own cup and leave mine alone.”

Depends on which God you mean.  428 more words

Humor

Two MORE Women Accuse Senator Al Franken Of Opportunistic Ass-Grabbing

One woman told HuffPost that Franken had grabbed her backside ass at an event honoring women.

Jenavieve Hatch and Zachary Roth report: Two more women have told… 551 more words

Politics

A Manifesto on Ass-Grabbing*

by Stephanie Krehbiel

*(-slapping, -patting, -squeezing—honestly, if you’re parsing the distinctions by order of offensiveness, you’re already in hot water)

The two most salient points I have to make about ass-grabbing are a) It is not trivial, and b) It is ubiquitous. 1,194 more words

Into Account

Beaver Butts Emit Goo Used for Vanilla Flavouring

So sayeth NatGeo

Beaver butts secrete a goo called castoreum, which the animals use to mark their territory. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration lists castoreum as a “generally regarded as safe” additive, and manufacturers have been using it extensively in perfumes and foods for at least 80 years, according to a 2007 study in the…

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Free Wine Blog IX: Crocodile Dundee I

This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. 2,352 more words

Movie Analysis And Film Review