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7 Halloween Treats that Will Passive Aggressively Let the Neighborhood Kids Know They Should Probably Stay off Your Fucking Property Next Year

A lot of people have been asking me lately, “Cindy, why are kids so fucking awful?” To these people, I usually reply: my name’s not Cindy. 360 more words


7 Gifts for Your Grad


Graduation season is upon us. What will you be giving your grad?

1)   $200,000 plus to be spent on sleeping in ’til noon, engaging in interesting material, having others actually give a shit what you say, day drinking, night drinking, free housing, free food, constantly hanging out with friends and not having to work over the course of four years. 84 more words