I’m just feckin’ cheesed off to say the least because some little bugger keeps pinching my nuts. He comes in the middle of the night and pinches them. 439 more words
The constant dumb beat I hear from the world is how wonderful music is, how music is like the universe taking your soul, putting your soul in its lap and petting your soul right behind the ears, right where your soul likes it (and if it’s not behind your ear, just substitute “taint”). 487 more words
I honestly didn’t believe Katy Perry was playing the Super Bowl until two or three weeks ago.
It just didn’t ring true to me. While Katy Perry may be one of the biggest pop stars in the world, with seemingly countless #1 hits, she isn’t much to write home about as a performer, and the Super Bowl halftime show is supposed to be the largest stage in the world. 421 more words