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No More Petting Lion Cubs At South African Wildlife Park

If you were hoping for a South African vacation that includes petting some adorable baby wild cats, you’ll have to change those plans: tourists will be barred from touching the animals at a suburban wildlife park in Johannesburg, after “going out of fashion” due to negative publicity. 171 more words

Can't Touch This


So I have a little confession.  Last summer I auditioned for a brand new local game show and I was picked to be one of the shows contestants! 438 more words

Miscellaneous Writing [or As I Like To Say Woffle]

Federal News Broadcast

No, no you idiot, connect the orange wire to the YELLOW socket. Wait, we’re on air?!

*Chair shuffling intensifies*

Good morning/afternoon/evening/night depending on which part of the milky-way you live in or even if it’s under a rock. 475 more words