I want a closed casket funeral.
Towards the end of the service, please have the organist play “Pop Goes The Weasel” over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my casket with silent, horrified anticipation. 33 more words
TFC-BS Wire: Early this morning we have confirmed reports from the Cornfield that casket sales are soaring! Funeral homes report the increased demand for full service burials are causing serious issues from scheduling of services, dwindling inventory of embalming fluids, lack of limousine/hearse stock to scarcity of high end caskets. 120 more words