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Police Horse

Kate Beckett: It says here that you stole a police horse?

Richard Castle: Ah, borrowed.

Kate Beckett: And you were nude at the time?

Richard Castle: 8 more words

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Gray-Dar

Martha Rodgers: Hang on, sweetie. I just got a hit on my gray-dar. Bingo! No ring. Stand back, kids. Mama’s going fishing.

Castle 1×1 – Flowers for Your Grave

Castle 1x1

Mother

Richard Castle: So, mother.

Martha Rodgers: Sh, sh, sh. Not so loud! I’m still hoping to get lucky.

Castle 1×1 – Flowers for Your Grave

Castle 1x1

Bloodsucking

Gina Cowell: What kind of idiot kills off his bestselling main character?

Richard Castle: Are you asking as my bloodsucking publisher or as my bloodsucking ex-wife?

Castle 1×1 – Flowers for Your Grave


Castle 1x1

Romance is Dead

Lanie Parish: Who says romance is dead?

Kate Beckett: I do. Every Saturday night.

Lanie Parish: A little lipstick wouldn’t hurt.

(Beckett glares at Lanie.) 11 more words

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