The universal state of affairs is that married people have affairs in every state.
1 week, 1 day ago
Wind where there’s fig leaves can blow your cover.
4 weeks, 1 day ago
If you can’t stand the heat, maybe you better not die.
You avoid stepping in the mud, then bite the dust.
1 month ago
You’re sometimes in the driver’s seat because you were told to wait in the car.
The keenest ears are along a grapevine.
1 month, 1 week ago
I think, therefore I have another one coming.