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state of affairs

The universal state of affairs is that married people have affairs in every state.

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wind and leaves

Wind where there’s fig leaves can blow your cover.

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standing heat

If you can’t stand the heat, maybe you better not die.

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avoiding mud

You avoid stepping in the mud, then bite the dust.

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seat reason

You’re sometimes in the driver’s seat because you were told to wait in the car.

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keen ears

The keenest ears are along a grapevine.

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more think

I think, therefore I have another one coming.

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