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Epic week!!!

What. A. Week. Holy shit.

Sunday we did our taxes with a real accountant. We were nervous about it, as H&R Block is about as professional as we ever did our taxes in years past. 847 more words

Cats Who Don’t Give A Fuck You’re Hungover

If you wanted compassion you shoulda got a dog or something.

Oh, you drank too much? Sounds like a ‘you’ problem.

Were you drinking this? Hope you like the taste of kitty litter,bitch. 87 more words

Funny Cats

Is This Thing On


Did everyone have a good Christmas? Good Chanauka or however the fuck you spell it? Turkey day? All the other days that are significant from October through January? 783 more words



I’m guessing y’all still remember Monster, the wee kitten I brought home a few months ago.

This little guy has proven to be intelligent, inquisitive, loving, affectionate, cuddly, talkative, and very playful. 256 more words


My 100th post is a true tale of vomit, mice, and drugs...

So the kid gets sick. I mean, actual sick, actually for real ‘hey I’m camping in PA with a friend for the holiday weekend, so let’s not let a full day of rain stop us from driving around in a golf cart all day cos we’re genius teenage boys’ sick. 1,533 more words

Non-Fiction Nonsense

Yet More Fun With Cats

It all started a few weeks ago, during the Twain Harte fair, when Lovebug, Fifth Viscount Naughtypants, the Earl of Angelfluff, Mr. Tinklebritches Esq. III figured out how to get around the patented Grip Security Measures we’d installed on the back screen door. 973 more words

Family Life

Best seat in the house

If it fits, I sits. Especially if it’s right in front of your face.