I like cats, in theory. They are independent enough to not bother you, but affectionate enough to make you feel loved. They’re aloof, which gives you unconsciously pleasant validation of your low self-image, but they aren’t human enough to vocalize their disdain in a manner reminiscent of your childhood caregivers. 786 more words
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Caturday Picture Show: The Ruined Fortress
Oh. Hello. Would you like to hear the story of my fortress? 56 more words
Cat Forum: Food Musings
Greetings. Snoops and Kommando here. Welcome to this month’s Cat Forum. We are going to talk about the distressing habit humans have when it comes to naming their food. 450 more words