Carl tells tales
“Oh, Sandra,” said the man.
“Good one,” smiled Sandra Oh.
“Oh! Sandra!” giggled the man.
“Yep,” nodded Sandra, politely.
“Sandra? Oh…” laughed the man.
“Mmhmm,” said Sandra. 19 more words
1 day, 7 hours ago
Opened up the hatch
And stared at what was inside.
He looked at it.
He spat at it.
He couldn’t get over its size. 18 more words
2 days ago
Vin Diesel killed a weasel
Using the heel of his shoe.
It left him blue
But he didn’t know what else to do
When it jumped up… 7 more words
3 days, 1 hour ago
David Hasselhoff had a nasty cough.
He spluttered and sneezed
And puffed and wheezed
All over his favourite trunks.
‘Ah feck it,’ he laughed by the gorgeous pool, 9 more words
3 days, 22 hours ago
Will Ferrell was in peril
So screamed “help”
At the top of his lungs.
A stranger stopped by
And helped him out with a smile… 11 more words
4 days, 23 hours ago
Forest Whitaker quit Twitter
And started writing
His thoughts on post-it notes.
He stuck “Hungry, lol!” on the fridge,
“#FridayFeeling” on a Crunchie bar,
And “I’m so lonely” on his wife’s head.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
6 days, 9 hours ago
Jane Lynch shrank down to an inch
And went hunting for things to pinch.
First she stole some crumbs from a mouse
Then a strand of straw from a rabbit’s house. 24 more words
1 week ago