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20/7/18 - Oh

“Oh, Sandra,” said the man.
“Good one,” smiled Sandra Oh.

“Oh! Sandra!” giggled the man.
“Yep,” nodded Sandra, politely.

“Sandra? Oh…” laughed the man.
“Mmhmm,” said Sandra. 19 more words

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19/7/18 - Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch
Opened up the hatch
And stared at what was inside.

He looked at it.
He spat at it.
He couldn’t get over its size. 18 more words

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18/7/18 - Diesel

Vin Diesel killed a weasel
Using the heel of his shoe.
It left him blue
But he didn’t know what else to do
When it jumped up… 7 more words

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17/7/18 - Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff had a nasty cough.
He spluttered and sneezed
And puffed and wheezed
All over his favourite trunks.
‘Ah feck it,’ he laughed by the gorgeous pool, 9 more words

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16/7/18 - Ferrell

Will Ferrell was in peril
So screamed “help”
At the top of his lungs.

A stranger stopped by
And helped him out with a smile… 11 more words

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15/7/18 - Whitaker

Forest Whitaker quit Twitter
And started writing
His thoughts on post-it notes.

He stuck “Hungry, lol!” on the fridge,
“#FridayFeeling” on a Crunchie bar,
And “I’m so lonely” on his wife’s head.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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14/7/18 - Lynch

Jane Lynch shrank down to an inch
And went hunting for things to pinch.

First she stole some crumbs from a mouse
Then a strand of straw from a rabbit’s house. 24 more words

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