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#54 - Names

Charlie: No, “Holland” is his first name…
-Season 3, Episode 9, “Sweet Dee’s Dating a Retarded Person”

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#53 - Deofellatio


Charlie: I’ve got the good Lord going down on me…
-Season 2, Episode 7, “The Gang Exploits a Miracle”

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#50 - Guilt

For our 50th post, another reverse post!
Shane: You made us all look guilty!
Army: You are guilty!
-Season 4, Episode 11, “A Thousand Deaths”

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#49 - Crucifix

Mac: So, we can have the crucifix, but it needs to be in the back of the bar.
Charlie: See, I can live with that. 9 more words

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#45 - Mothers

Charlie: Did you fuck my mom? Did you fuck my mom? DID YOU FUCK MY MOM?
-Season 6, Episode 13, “A Very Sunny Christmas”

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#44 - Literacy

Mac: Your illiteracy has screwed us again!
-Season 3, Episode 15, “The Gang Dances Their Asses Off”

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#43 - Pro Bono

Dee: And we really like the fact that you don’t charge.
The Lawyer: I do charge, okay? You don’t pay.
-Season 5, Episode 8, “Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens”

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